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re secrets
You mean there are SECRETS I have to keep, too? I'm having a helluva time keeping my composure!
Okay, so where ARE the car keys!
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posted by
2902
on July 20, 2010 at 12:54 PM
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Re: secrets
posted by
2902
on July 20, 2010 at 12:49 PM
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Re: pro procol
Well, the word is either "proctologist" or "proconsul" - the one's a caveman ape and the other's a doctor, and I
forget just which is which. And while I'm on the subject of forgetting.....damn!...I'm not sure, but I think I was just about to say something clever! Probably not. Hey, before I send this off, a question. I'm sure you have squirrels over in England, right? Well, the ones that hang out in my backyard have suddenly taken to ripping holes in my window screens and screen door! No one here I talk to has ever heard of such a thing, have you? My neighbor suspects al Qaida, but why would they target me, not him? (Please, no bad jokes about nuts, either.)
posted by
2902
on July 20, 2010 at 11:44 AM
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More truth than poetry here, unfortunately. But the poetry's good fun!
posted by
Pat_B
on July 20, 2010 at 9:43 AM
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What's a pro procol whatever Bob. Have you got permission to give all these old age secrets away General?
posted by
C_C_T
on July 20, 2010 at 7:46 AM
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LOL, very cute. Thank you for stopping by and glad it took you back in time.
posted by
shobana
on July 19, 2010 at 7:29 PM
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thats a fun read
posted by
NIGHTWRITE
on July 19, 2010 at 6:58 PM
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