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Hilarious!

When I was a kid, the kids' room shared a wall with the parents' room. I would hear Mom giggling sometimes, and when I mentioned it, was told, "Oh, your father is telling me jokes!"

Of course, a few years later, the Truth dawned on me...

But then... a few further years passed... and I found out-- He had been telling her jokes.

posted by Ciel on March 10, 2010 at 10:40 AM | link to this | reply

That was too funny and I liked what Azur said, too! sam

posted by sam444 on March 10, 2010 at 6:07 AM | link to this | reply

Strat, I never could figure out why my folks had more kids, after having ME

Strater-sphere,

Two years after I was born, my first brother horned his way into our already perfect family. Okay, I admit that if I had been able to choose my own paren.........What? Doesn't everyone secretly wish to find that as a newborn infant, I (Whoops, I mean) THEY were kidnapped from the ancestral summer castle grounds, indeed from the nursery quarters where the royal family's most precious young "heir apparent" always slept, even though at all times, the young prince was guarded by no fewer than TEN trusted bodyguards or was orphaned, and adopted by a childless Italian or Jewish organized crime family? No? OH, c'mon! It can't be only ME!

Anyway, after meeting my brother Perry, I figured, "Well, there went the neighborhood!" My parent's ill-concieved (no pun intended) attempt to replicate the perfection of their eldest child, was doomed to fail, right from the start. I could have told them that, and I was only two years old!

Two more unneeded, unwanted kids later, my parents came to the same conclusion that I had come to, as that wise two year-old sage. Slow learners, were my folks. Either that, or somsbody kept filching their personal, "nap-time balloons!" Damn, Perry's precocious little eyes!

I always only looked in my Dad's underwear drawer! I should have checked in his SOCK DRAWER, too! Dad always kept his deck of naked lady playing cards, in his underwear drawer. Fifty-two NAKED LADIES!

I just figured that I had already found the "mother lode," and became distracted away from conducting a more thorough search!

Guy

posted by northsage_45 on March 8, 2010 at 5:57 PM | link to this | reply

Z In my memory my parents never did it after me. The balloon story’s simulating to consider. BC–A, Bill’s RJLst

posted by BC-A on March 8, 2010 at 6:33 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO.......Strat you are priceless and I never thought about her showing

her balloon to Mummy and Daddy.....It sent my mind spinning back to the dirty little boys in the school yard when I was little and howmany years it was before I understood why the things that they said and did made them giggle so.

posted by Kabu on March 7, 2010 at 11:19 AM | link to this | reply

Ha ha, unexpected consequences

I like the observation that the punishment seems far worse to her because it never happens to her