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"According to reliable sources, the British Society Against Global Warming will be holding a mass rally at the Yarmouth Sea Life Centre to protest the increase in turtle flatulence because of its contribution to global warming. "
Naut ~ 
tell me it isn't so...
Elyse
posted by
elysianfields
on December 30, 2009 at 11:35 AM
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And what has this situation tortose?
That there is no porpoise served in serving brussels sprouts to turtles! Let them eat pure cabbage!
posted by
Ciel
on December 29, 2009 at 9:46 PM
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this is great lol, only you can find somehting like this
the problem with the turtles who destroyed our planet due to brussel sprouts. yes I can see how this is going to be huge issue to our planet.
Please if you have any advise on how to avoid such terror on poor mother earth post it in the blogit cafe, for everyone to see. and please do make sure that we know how our planet is getting destroyed perhaps by flip flops or some other dangerous elements.
posted by
Tzippy
on December 29, 2009 at 12:11 AM
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Gosh, I don't understand which side of the fence to sit on, on this one!
posted by
Straightforward
on December 28, 2009 at 10:13 PM
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That's funny.
Turtles farting, LOL! I suppose like any other animal a fart is a fart, as Shakespeare once said. Great post Naut, my kind of read.
posted by
Hackthorne19
on December 28, 2009 at 8:03 PM
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Too funny! Merry Christmas
posted by
Amanda__
on December 28, 2009 at 3:27 PM
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This story has an aroma to it that I find is unsupported pretension, for sprouts are given way too much credit, I aver it is the mustard that it is dipped into prior to feeding! O, no wait, I am the one who uses mustard. Therefore I must have cut it! lol Very funny! Shelly
posted by
sam444
on December 28, 2009 at 1:00 PM
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LOLOL - reliable sources, huh? Or a writer with a wonderful sense of humour?
posted by
adnohr
on December 28, 2009 at 10:30 AM
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I'm surprised that the activist didn't advocate slaughtering the Turtles!
Naut,
I guess that now I really HAVE heard everything! Do these whackos join the other, like minded zealots spontaneously, or do they notice a "want ad," one looking for low-intelligence, highly-motivated new members to either help finance them, or become actively involved in carrying out their acts of vandalism and assorted other mischief, I wonder?
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on December 28, 2009 at 7:11 AM
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Oh dear, having given up so many delights for the sake of the planet, do we as well as our turtle have to give up brussel sprouts too? LOL
posted by
elinjo
on December 28, 2009 at 6:40 AM
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posted by
Blue_feathers
on December 28, 2009 at 6:26 AM
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Nautikos
? J I’m surprised because I know supporters of more the organic food movement would not have trouble with brussels sprouts. At least they’re natural and nutritious …. BC-A, Bill’s RJLst
posted by
BC-A
on December 28, 2009 at 6:01 AM
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It's a lovely world for some who have ought else to worry about
but turtle flatulence. Those uptight self-righteous types need to find something to tickle their fancy, a comedy show or a night out at a friendly pub.
posted by
Pat_B
on December 28, 2009 at 5:52 AM
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Nautikos
Those greenies will go after anything, they oughta throw them in with thew turtles and let them deal with those SBD's.(Silent but deadlies)LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on December 27, 2009 at 9:28 PM
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I was wondering how turtles, brussel sprouts and overflow alarms would fit together...LOL. The things that people feed animals.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on December 27, 2009 at 8:49 PM
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Gawd!!! and all about farting turtles loll
posted by
Sinome
on December 27, 2009 at 8:48 PM
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We shall NOT be cowed......cow cows....don't they also
produce a lot of global warming gass!
posted by
Kabu
on December 27, 2009 at 8:10 PM
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