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"Oh shit!" Nappy exclaimed, "instead of a leader of thousands, I'm gonna look like a complete idiot for the portrait man." Staggering out of the royal room, he found Josie sitting at the breakfast table - still wearing the crown - buttering toast. "I need you to find the button I lost and sew it back on and I don't want to fucking discussion about it, all right?" Josie turned in her seat, "I have to tell you Nappy that shoving your hand in your tunic like that, makes you look totally stupid. I know you think it's cool, but believe, it's not." She waited watching Nappy's reaction, "Is that so?" he asked. She nodded and continued, "I was flicking through the new guillotine catologue the other day and over heard one of your Generals talking about it with a captain. They both were quite amused." Nappy sat down at the table, he poured coffee and looked at Josie for a long minute, "The portrait man will be arriving within the hour, I want my button sewn on properly. After you've done that you will tell me which General was making comments about me and I shall have his gonads removed. Now please, find the fucking button."
posted by
Hackthorne19
on November 1, 2009 at 1:14 PM
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Vogue
That was a lovely add-on by by Pat B. It's always fun to do up Mr. Bone Apart. Having to rush, so a short one ...
As was his wont, his hands stuck on the lapels, he ripped the stitches furthermore. The coat he wore was blue, as he answered his royal nature call, loo ... but Lo! the botton, dainty Josie-sewn tight, unhinged, and went popping stright into ... you know where. Boo!, exclaimed Mr Bone Apart and called out loud, "Josie, Josie, what have you done, see, it never stuck on. Shit, what a pose I'll give to the portrait man?" ... do carry on
posted by
anib
on October 31, 2009 at 9:16 PM
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Since she had hair issues, and had just done her nails,
Josie wasn't about to crawl under that damn thing to retrieve a button. Privately, she thought Nappy's way of keeping his hand under his coat made him look like a bit of a poseur anyway.
But she did get out her needle and thread and used a few blindstitches to sew the lapels together. There, my dear, all fixed. He decided to pull his hand out for a second, give her a well-deserved pat on the bottom, but she'd sewn the opening too tight. He couldn't take his hand out without ripping the stitches.
Then he had a sudden need to use the royal loo. The portrait man was due momentarily, but the call of mother nature was too urgent to ignore...
posted by
Pat_B
on October 31, 2009 at 4:00 AM
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Sounds promising! I'll sit back and admire the sequel. Sorry as Josie has a 'bad hair day' I've got a hectic Saturday. Have a good day Vogue.
posted by
elinjo
on October 30, 2009 at 11:44 PM
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