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Woman speak
Mikey,
What drives me foaming at the mouth CRAZY about women, is the fact that they seem to be incapable of saying ANYTHING in a few, well thought out, carefully chosen words, instead of rambling on about crap that we could not POSSIBLY care LESS about, before getting to the point! The ones that I have come to know well, never say something in a couple dozen words, because that would mean that several hundred more perfectly good words, would be left unspoken! If the message is that, "Bob called you. He'll call back later" WHY, WHY, WHY, do I have to waste the next ten minutes listening to crap that Bob's wife or dog or neighbor did or said, where Bob went for vacation last year, how dorkey his kid looked, the last time she saw him, and what a good job his daughter, the one whose name you can never remember, but will now put the message on "Pause mode" for ten minutes, while wracking your brain trying to think of, before finally working back around to giving me the MESSAGE?
Are they actually TRYING to make men go postal?
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on August 18, 2009 at 4:05 AM
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My Wiley could help you with said dictionary.
she says with a very smug grin.
posted by
Kabu
on August 15, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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Exactly. BC-A, Bill’s RJJst
posted by
BC-A
on August 14, 2009 at 6:23 AM
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Interesting translations my friend
perhaps someone can do one on men's phrases and their actual meanings! Many blessings and thanks
posted by
mariaki
on August 14, 2009 at 5:13 AM
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LMAO, Muley. What have you done this time?
posted by
adnohr
on August 14, 2009 at 5:00 AM
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I don't think I've ever said ANY of those things! Though I've always been more of a Tomboy and guy's friend than a CT!! Mal
posted by
gapcohen
on August 13, 2009 at 4:56 PM
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