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Feeling a little confused, and dizzy in the head,

I stand with my mouth open and try, to no avail, to think.  "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay......  We're playing a little game, sweetheart?"  She aims. 

The next thing I know, I'm running through the neighbor's yard.

posted by TARZANA on November 23, 2003 at 7:31 AM | link to this | reply

Throwing my hands in the air, I shout, "I give up, you can keep the dog..."

Her smile turns slightly seductive.

"And the cat," I add.  Hoping for the best.

"You bastard!  Do you think a woman doesn't get bored with what you have to offer her?  I want to spice up our love life a little.  I've got 10 bullets, 9 left.  You survive, we make love."  Her grin grows wider as she reaims the weapon somewhere in the area of my groin.

posted by TooeleWriterGal on November 22, 2003 at 7:05 PM | link to this | reply