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Re: Why not install a nano chip in each newborn? Program them to
This reminds me of the tale--perhaps urban legend--of the night before Christmas when certain people snuck into the factories where talking Barbies are made, and switched out their voice boxes for those of the talking GI Joes.
Barbie: "Shoot on sight, men!"
Joe: "Let's go shopping!"
posted by
Ciel
on February 5, 2009 at 4:09 PM
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Why not install a nano chip in each newborn? Program them to
learn languages and communications if they're girls, and toward math if they're boys. Oh, wait, Mother Nature's already done that.
posted by
Pat_B
on February 4, 2009 at 5:44 AM
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And nano brains, perhaps? I must comment on your comment! You didn't go out barefoot in the snow did you? You're just winding me up. I'm pleased however that you took the trouble to read my St. Valentine article. I hope I could do auslander some good in the process. Keep WARM, man!
posted by
vogue
on February 4, 2009 at 5:33 AM
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If financial aid is needed for that project they should call The White House down here in your neighbor's court. Money is being lined up to be handed out for any and every thing you can think of this would really fit well me thinks.
posted by
Justi
on February 3, 2009 at 5:43 PM
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I'll buy that! One less thing to carry from house to car to office to car to house....
posted by
adnohr
on February 3, 2009 at 4:55 PM
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Naut, I would never qualify to try one..lol..my fingers aren't "huge", but
they stumble as it is on a regular sized keyboard, and my eyesight would do me in, even with glasses..
..oh well....no no nano for me..
..
posted by
Rumor
on February 3, 2009 at 2:51 PM
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So long as NO ONE tries to explain to me how my computer, TV, telephone
radio ,and power to the house works I remain happy in the use of all.
but if someone thinks for one moment that they are going to implant some foreign object into any part of my person....forget it mate!
posted by
Kabu
on February 3, 2009 at 11:22 AM
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more info on quantam dot com. Mal
posted by
gapcohen
on February 3, 2009 at 11:20 AM
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I am for some reason now singing the oompa loompa song
posted by
riri0322
on February 3, 2009 at 10:57 AM
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So the computer will be worn as a freckle on your nose...
the keys will be implanted in the fingers, so any surface will be your keyboard... and the monitor will be a holographic thing somewhere in front of your eyes... any necessary hardware (or wetware, in this case) implanted in your forehead.
I understand the Japanese already have a cell phone the hearing elements of which attach to the thumb, speaking elements to the pinky finger... Visualize that phone call...
posted by
Ciel
on February 3, 2009 at 10:07 AM
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nautikos
Does this mean smaller desks, tables and chairs?
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on February 3, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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Think of the space one will save in the armoire (that's where my compute is, lol)! LMAO!!!! And in another lab they are manufacturing a prototype of the new user! lol Shelly
posted by
sam444
on February 3, 2009 at 7:54 AM
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LOL, I know some munchkins who just got laid off from the Lollypop Guild,
maybe they could get a new career with them. lol
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on February 3, 2009 at 7:52 AM
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This computer geek welcomes further energy savings mate. BCA, Bill*s Ca
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posted by
BC-A
on February 3, 2009 at 7:43 AM
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