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I would love to see the crawling down the aisle. I think most would stay put! Too funny Naut! Thanks for your well wishes I am feeling much better. This latest was a bear though! Shelly
I think I signed sam at the last one. oops!
posted by
sam444
on November 18, 2008 at 6:47 PM
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I love your last paragraph. HAHAHAHA. That would be a sight to behold. Does that include the flight attendants? LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on November 18, 2008 at 1:00 AM
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Nautikos
I should think that a way could be found to use that excess of gas to fly the plane thus lowering prices for the tickets. LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on November 17, 2008 at 1:07 PM
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Nautikos
I am not flying anymore. If for some reason I needed to do so I will wear knee pads for sure.
posted by
Justi
on November 17, 2008 at 11:17 AM
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Lmao
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on November 17, 2008 at 11:08 AM
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And so will the hostesses! It will be helluva ride!
posted by
hardilaziz
on November 17, 2008 at 6:33 AM
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I've been working on a story about an airline that puts its passengers
to sleep at takeoff, wakes them about 20 minutes before landing. Puts and end to those dangerous eddies and swirls, also quiets crying babes. Of course it also cuts down on face time with the laptop and catching up on texting.
posted by
Pat_B
on November 16, 2008 at 11:15 AM
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Loll Naut... I have a suggestion or two for your paper. What about if each seat , below the removable life-saver cushion, has a potty. The flusher can be a button on the left side and there could be panels at either side of the seat that come up on demand from the passenger to give him or her privacy while doing her or his business. That ventilation system you speak of would come handy to eliminate the odors associated with this apparatus. Also... in the floor directly in front of the passenger , where his legs are usually cramped in inhuman positions... there could be a vibrating floor pad that would activate itself every 15 to 20 minutes giving the legs of the passenger the needed circulation bust to avoid complications. That way they would not need to walk at all. There you go loll problem solved :-)
posted by
Sinome
on November 16, 2008 at 11:06 AM
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Naut, Man has so much impact on his environment. Its fascinating to me. ~Peace, OTA
posted by
Blue_feathers
on November 16, 2008 at 9:54 AM
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we could just wear the air masks and be done with it...oxygen helps
fight headaches, too
posted by
Ariala
on November 16, 2008 at 8:07 AM
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Well......
They'd better pass out "Depends".....
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on November 16, 2008 at 7:46 AM
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