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It's ridiculous to see what you already have.Isn't it?
posted by
adventurer02
on June 9, 2016 at 1:30 AM
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A true story...
A saw a show once that featured a topless hynotist. I think every guy in the room fell under the spell of what was swaying back and forth, back and forth, I know i did.
Cocka doodle doo! Why do I keep doing that? All I know is, had it been a male stripper, I would have been the hell out of there!
posted by
food4thought
on November 8, 2008 at 7:04 PM
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The full Monty was too precious! I doubt I could handle male strippers myself. A very fun read! sam
posted by
sam444
on November 8, 2008 at 1:41 PM
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Ha I see your perspective*
posted by
BC-A
on November 8, 2008 at 1:33 PM
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the sexiest part of a man by far is his brain
and it helps if he's got one!
posted by
mysteria
on November 7, 2008 at 11:00 PM
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LOL!
Yeah sometimes less is truly more. I have never understood the men who think the way to get a womans interest is to email her photos of his penis. Let's face it most men have one...not all know how to use it though
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posted by
Bel_
on November 7, 2008 at 9:04 PM
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I agree!
humm...so you needed your glasses?
posted by
Whacky
on November 7, 2008 at 6:33 PM
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It's a long story so
I will condense it. Went on vacation with "friends" one year. They were good dinner guest and we went to the same church and had children the same age. OK We got there and was lying on the beach waiting for our apartment to be cleaned and ready for us to move in for the week. She says: "We don't wear a lot of clothes around the house." I said: "I don't always put on a robe to run downstairs for a drink either." Weeelllll, she says. We are nudist. I thought she was joking so I said OK just dress to cook and eat. I mean where you gonna wipe your hand when you scratch your @@#! She wasn't joking and my ex wouldn't leave and they stayed dressed most of the time. I myself got a good tan and read 6 books because you had to be dressed when outside. Anyway I came in from the beach one day by myself and there he sit spawled naked as a jay bird on the couch. I told him I'd seen better with a catheter in it and got my book and went back outside. That seemed to put a damper on the whole nudist thing. I also reminded him that I carried ball cutters in my pocketbook and ask if he wanted to see how they worked. Having been a nurse for many years, you've seen one you've seen'm all except for one and it was very impressive in looks and action but that's a story for another time and place.
posted by
skye08
on November 7, 2008 at 6:01 PM
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I've seen that movie......and the others that seem to revel in letting it all hang.....it really doesn't do anything for me libido-wise but it doesn't bother me either. If anything, I kind of view it as equal-opportunity after all these years of gratuitous nudity by women on film. I agree totally that women's bodies are much more aesthetically pleasing.....actually, I find that a man with flaccid penis on display is showing a vulnerability that is .....cute isn't the word at all, and endearing isn't it....but, it makes me kind of go "poor baby"..... In private, knowing what's to come (no pun intended) and with someone I know so well, it's not that way.....I don't know what I'm trying to say so I'll quit trying.......ommmmmmmmmm
posted by
Krisles
on November 7, 2008 at 5:54 PM
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Ladyetc
I understand your sentiments completely! Even Ewan Macgregor wouldn't do it for me , but then I'm a guy, lol. But I actually feel the same way about female stripping - if there's any stripping to be done, I want to do it myself...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 7, 2008 at 5:32 PM
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Good sentiments! I am not interested either . Mystery rules.
posted by
merkie
on November 7, 2008 at 3:42 PM
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I love your line about
'it' and the twins. Made me laugh out loud. My wife once told her mother (on the 'phone when she didn't think I was listening!) that 'the gate is open but the evil monster is asleep.' I zipped up quickly but 'evil'???
posted by
malcolm
on November 7, 2008 at 9:38 AM
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Nope... sometimes it's not a pretty sight
although "they" seem to think so....
posted by
Troosha
on November 7, 2008 at 7:37 AM
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lady, ROFL...never thought of that!
posted by
shelly_b
on November 7, 2008 at 6:49 AM
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plus shelly - how do we know it was HIS PENIS??? hahahaha
posted by
ladychardonnay
on November 7, 2008 at 6:47 AM
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I was looking through the personals online one day a while back
just for the hell of it. Some of these dudes are quite funny, and dumb! LOL Where did they learn to pick up woman? Anyway, some of the guys had their photos with their profile. I was reading this one guys profile, seemed decent enough (not that I'm looking) except for when I saw the photo of him. It wasn't him at all. It was is penis. Please. I was turned off immediately. Do they really think they will get women that way? Well, decent woman? Geez..
posted by
shelly_b
on November 7, 2008 at 6:44 AM
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