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Naut, I guess this qualifies as "bottoms up"????
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..(geez, I go into the bathroom for peace and quiet, not to have some toilet start chatting with me...
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posted by
Rumor
on October 16, 2008 at 7:53 PM
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Ahhh....the thought of warm water AND warm air....and knowing my blood pressure is okay....wow, I may never get up again...but wait, doesn't that cause hemorrhoids? I do truly love the idea of warm water and air, though.....I can't decide if it's erotic or comforting...is that sick?
posted by
Krisles
on October 16, 2008 at 6:59 PM
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Nautikos
Absolutely wonderful. I want one of those contraptions! I love your last paragraph of your take on these. They are great.
posted by
Justi
on October 16, 2008 at 9:27 AM
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I just love the title. Wonder what the sufi will have to say about that.
posted by
vogue
on October 16, 2008 at 8:11 AM
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Where do you find these nuggets, my friend?
posted by
strat
on October 16, 2008 at 7:12 AM
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So it was Dear Abby, where an 'S' replaced the 'Bs'?
A rose
or two
and
from you know who! &
Woof!
posted by
Whacky
on October 15, 2008 at 8:16 PM
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I especially love the feature you call "the marriage saver."
I raised 4 boys, so the habit of looking before sitting on the "throne" is ingrained in my daughter and me. And not to put a fine point on it, but a lot of advice you get from newspaper columnists and TV pundits seems like something they pulled out of... well, you know.
posted by
Pat_B
on October 15, 2008 at 11:30 AM
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Hi, Naut
And why make poor "Dear Abby" the "butt" of your joke, pray tell? Mal
posted by
gapcohen
on October 15, 2008 at 8:51 AM
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every home should have one!
posted by
Blue_feathers
on October 15, 2008 at 7:46 AM
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Naut
I'm still stuck on checking blood pressure or playing music.
posted by
Troosha
on October 15, 2008 at 7:38 AM
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Naut! Where the heck do you find these? They crack me up! I could se the letters flooding (pun intended in). Dear Abby, my rear end is so sensitive, should I really get one of those toilets? lmao Shelly
posted by
sam444
on October 15, 2008 at 6:49 AM
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I'm afraid that you lost me somewhere in the description of the contraption.....LOL
posted by
auslander
on October 15, 2008 at 6:38 AM
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