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LOL! I feel sorry for you...sort of.

Woof! from the wonder dog

and from me too!
posted by
Whacky
on October 9, 2008 at 8:43 PM
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food4
That's why people like you and I have to leave thought experiments to geniuses (genii?)...

posted by
Nautikos
on October 9, 2008 at 4:56 PM
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Dang! You are only a quasi girl. I was going to welcome you to the club. It seems there is a truck driver's mouth holding you back? Forevermore this was so funny, thrice if you will. I lmao off at this line: “you can lead a horse to water, but you’re gonna need a longer rope.” Thrice I laughed! Awesome! sam
posted by
sam444
on October 7, 2008 at 10:36 AM
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i would have enjoyed being your neighbor that day
posted by
ladychardonnay
on October 7, 2008 at 5:58 AM
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Food...You are a crack me up!
I love your humorous...and ulna...me tickle!


posted by
mysteria
on October 6, 2008 at 9:50 PM
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Disclaimer...
I should have used "The Nutcracker" as the Ballet. Or course, this is 90% B.S. While I did clean my chimney and did use a rope and it was lightly raining, I did not fall. It was already after the alleged footbal game and I didn not put any holes in the roof. Later that night I had a cheery fire and some Wiser's and water, that much is true.
posted by
food4thought
on October 6, 2008 at 9:16 PM
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