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The mother should have banged on the chamber pot with a wooden spoon to get his attention. 

posted by food4thought on October 1, 2008 at 10:38 PM | link to this | reply

Oh, wouldn't that be just priceless, Naut?
Actually, I'm guessing that if you tell enough people, someone will be dumb  enough to try it...

posted by strat on October 1, 2008 at 1:33 PM | link to this | reply

strat
Utterly hilarious! It's too bad the thunder mug-bedecked marble-head caper  occurred before the advent of video cameras, otherwise - what an occasion to document for posterity...

posted by Nautikos on October 1, 2008 at 1:24 PM | link to this | reply

Thanks, Vogue!
Glad you got acharge out of it!

posted by strat on October 1, 2008 at 7:42 AM | link to this | reply

Brilliant stories. I loved the kitchen cabinet stunt.

posted by vogue on October 1, 2008 at 12:58 AM | link to this | reply

Pshaw! I love this! You are so entertaining and I am saying you cried! lol  sam

posted by sam444 on September 30, 2008 at 10:30 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks, Katray!
Glad you got a charge out of it. Sounds like you need to post about your brother -- tell us al!

posted by strat on September 30, 2008 at 7:17 AM | link to this | reply

LOL, what a riot, Strat! Terrific and laugh-producing writing..
Reminds me of the time my kid brother was sternly ordered to clean all the junk out from underneath his bed - too many things had gone a missin' - school and library books, homework assignments dated months ago, ('my brother ate it' was starting to wear thin with my teachers) bank statements, paychecks, etc. Well, it was very dark down there and he wasn't sure what else might be lurking, so *lightbulb* he realized he needed light!..and found it with a book of matches..

posted by Katray2 on September 30, 2008 at 7:00 AM | link to this | reply

Now that was funny!
You reimind me of...uh me!
Woof! from the wonder dog and from me too!

posted by Whacky on September 29, 2008 at 8:06 PM | link to this | reply

Ha! A GOZUNDA!
    Awesome, I like that, Ciel! Too funny!

posted by strat on September 29, 2008 at 10:37 AM | link to this | reply

In some parts of the world, it's called a gozunda...

because it gozunda the bed... 

It truly is amazing anyone grows up to become one of America's dumbest criminals...  (Okay, I had a flash of an impulse here to get political, but let's just give that a pass this time, it is getting so wearisome being there!)

posted by Ciel on September 29, 2008 at 10:06 AM | link to this | reply