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Is your lovely bride a yard sale addict like Marilyn?
Strat,
If yard sailing is your REAL problem, there is no hope. Only a house and purse fire can save you from being killed in an avalanche of cr......stuff! Sorry to break it to you like that, but there is no way to lay the bad news on you but to just do it quick and dirty, like yanking off the band-aid fast. Drawing things out only makes it worse.
You have my sympathy pal, and if it makes it easier on you to tell yourself that all that stuff is breeding at night, cling to that thought. Self-delusion actually does help, I know, I have been indulging in it for YEARS!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on September 4, 2008 at 12:07 PM
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PURGE, STRAT! PURGE!!!!!!
posted by
FineYoungSinger
on September 4, 2008 at 11:36 AM
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It's gnomes on the rampage, let loose by the evil Norch. He
let them inside your mind and you're stuck with stuff for the rest of your life.Good Luck
posted by
Kabu
on September 4, 2008 at 10:01 AM
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I think your right
it multiplies in the night. don't leave any open containers around! that will just make it worse!
Woof!
a rose
for you!
posted by
Whacky
on September 2, 2008 at 7:58 PM
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What bothers me is when one shoe runs off with a couple of mismatched
socks.
My house has developed nearly-bare spots since I realized that all the useful stuff didn't have to go to the dump, but could be donated. Each time I go through a bunch of boxes of Stuff, I haul out more and more bags of useful things that I myself really never will even want to use.
And I discover some things have actually crossed the line all the way to Trash!
posted by
Ciel
on September 2, 2008 at 11:34 AM
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Strat
Can we stop those night parties by keeping the lights on? Having just recently moved I was forced to observe my personal hard and fast rule – If I haven’t thought about, looked for it, or used it over the past year, out it goes. Yup… I even got rid of a few trophies. But not the shoes….
posted by
Troosha
on September 2, 2008 at 8:27 AM
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I love the idea of the nightly party. I`ll pay close attention to the nightly noises by now and if I hear anything, anything at all...I`ll be at them like a flash (to join in, of course)
posted by
vogue
on September 2, 2008 at 6:58 AM
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