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Gapcohen stole my thunder...
...for I was going to say the same thing.
Seems like instead of another Monkey
Trial in Tennessee, they had a Monkey
Service.
posted by
metalrat
on July 28, 2008 at 7:38 PM
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I think he should sue G-d and leave the church out of it! He'd have a better chance winning his case.
posted by
gapcohen
on July 28, 2008 at 2:58 PM
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Feeling his friends in high places he sues over his own answer to prayer! But without love his lawsuit sounds like a gong. If I was injured in a fall I would only ask the owner to pay the medical bill. However without injury I wouldn't’t sue for a fall. Instead I pray to fall in love with the most beautiful girl in the world and for her to fall back! I want you in every way our classic rock station plays here! With TLC, BCA, “Top of the Stairs” 
posted by
BC-A
on July 28, 2008 at 6:17 AM
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Naut
The guy sounds like an idiot--are we sure someone didn't push him over, to shut him up?
I'm trying desperately to figure out how you got your hands on the Aug 4th, 2008 issue already...do you have an "in" with the publisher?? Or, perhaps August snuck up on me when I wasn't looking...
posted by
Sira890
on July 27, 2008 at 1:00 PM
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Isn't money divine? He ...
... probably got what he wanted.
posted by
ggXpress
on July 27, 2008 at 5:55 AM
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I hear the real religion in Tennessee has to do with spirits, as in
white lightening, "shine", home brew. Which can lead to slipping on slick linoleum, too, but leaves you with no entity to sue for making a fool of yourself. I hope he wins the suit and the judge awards him the exact amount he put into the collection plate... :)
posted by
Pat_B
on July 27, 2008 at 5:38 AM
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Praise the lord and pass the slip-and-fall plate!
posted by
VictoriaP
on July 27, 2008 at 5:23 AM
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Another Illuminate that can't keep his two feet on the ground!
posted by
auslander
on July 27, 2008 at 1:44 AM
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"I love a good lawsuit! It's fun!" says Alan Alda
Sounds like that man's been reading "Brainy Quotes".
posted by
TAPS.
on July 26, 2008 at 10:59 PM
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The judge ought to tell this moron that since he got injured from his
experience with god, then god should pay him.
posted by
saul_relative
on July 26, 2008 at 10:52 PM
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I say we check his Randall's card purchase history - me thinks a nip or two is there lol
posted by
Smittenheimer
on July 26, 2008 at 10:17 PM
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--- Naut... (is it so?) Poor chap! His pride is hurt is all ~
~ Elyse
posted by
elysianfields
on July 26, 2008 at 9:42 PM
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More like too much of the Spirit from the bottle if you ask me
which is a silly thing to say because you didn't ask me did you. well not really. You were just looking for comments witty or otherwise and so I trhink it's time I faded away. Now where did I leave my glass.
posted by
Kabu
on July 26, 2008 at 8:56 PM
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Ummm...okaaaaaaay...
posted by
shelly_b
on July 26, 2008 at 8:28 PM
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It could have been worse......
he could have been bitten by a snake!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on July 26, 2008 at 8:25 PM
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Too crazy! He may end up with an experience he will never forget. I think the medium is the best way to figure out this mess. I wonder if he were to win would he tithe 10% back. lmao Shelly
posted by
sam444
on July 26, 2008 at 6:22 PM
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Didn't someone already try to sue God a year or two ago?
posted by
Ciel
on July 26, 2008 at 5:45 PM
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