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lol pawn ... you know I am not making light of your feelings .... I am
just trying to cheer you up some ...
posted by
VictoriaP
on June 28, 2008 at 10:35 AM
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WTF? LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
posted by
NiteTide
on June 28, 2008 at 8:40 AM
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Mindy, you loser.
Hey look, i got nipples.
posted by
Sudanym_
on June 28, 2008 at 7:33 AM
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If he's god, why do his feet stink? And why does he have an ass?
posted by
Sudanym_
on June 28, 2008 at 7:31 AM
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This is very, very good! sam
posted by
sam444
on June 28, 2008 at 7:30 AM
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vickip, i was gonna say...Anyway, that's why i go to open mic and there's all guys there; no wait, that turned out to be gay night.
posted by
Sudanym_
on June 28, 2008 at 7:29 AM
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...you have to be equally relentless as god...it takes a lot of dedication, perseverance, determination...'cause he never sleeps and cause you can't get behind him...but, when he runs away you have to chase him and capture him and tackle him and then you have to hold his feet and not let go...'cause if you hold onto his feet, he can't go anywhere without taking you along...it's a simple strategy...surprised that more people don't think of it...'cause it works 100% of the time...there is a way to make him your slave as well, slave in the sense that he has to do your bidding...but, that's an advanced technique and i ain't sharing without requests...moon
posted by
magic_moon
on June 28, 2008 at 5:33 AM
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oh wait, this wouldn't be fun for a guy, period. Never mind.
posted by
VictoriaP
on June 28, 2008 at 2:00 AM
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well, do you have a washing machine??
It's just a thought .... a lot less messy than suicide, but just as fun as open mic? (You really are an incredible writer)
posted by
VictoriaP
on June 28, 2008 at 1:53 AM
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Pat, you're not a loser. I promise. So, STOP saying you are!!!!!!
posted by
NiteTide
on June 28, 2008 at 1:44 AM
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stupit
posted by
Sudanym_
on June 27, 2008 at 8:19 PM
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loser is ok, intact, existant... but clearly you work with the "dark side" smiley people too.
And this is real life, and u r u i me, nothin' here to see. (i imagine things that don't exist) stupit = me.
posted by
Sudanym_
on June 27, 2008 at 7:50 PM
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ooooooOOh, and you MAY NOT commit suicide! I expressly FORBID it! Do ya hear me, Pat?? HUH????? DOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUU? I'll kill you if you do. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that might not make sense to you, but trust me. It makes sense.
posted by
NiteTide
on June 27, 2008 at 7:12 PM
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O.o OooOoohhhhhh, it's "song-y"!!! Me LIKEY! Oh Pat! Your genius is showing!!!!!
posted by
NiteTide
on June 27, 2008 at 7:06 PM
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