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I'm glad I'm not going there, Nautikos. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on June 30, 2008 at 10:00 PM
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ewwwwwwwww, I think I'd rather have a rare slice of lung ....
‘husband and wife's lung slice’ has been made over as ‘beef and ox tripe in chili sauce’.
posted by
VictoriaP
on June 28, 2008 at 11:16 AM
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I'd order Chicken Without a Sex Life!
At least I'd know the meal would be "pure"!
Much better than "Chicken That Gets Around", which could very likely mean you'd be eating an old hunk of meat that's been around the block a time or 3!
posted by
Sira890
on June 28, 2008 at 11:03 AM
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I must go vısıt Chına, no doubt about ıt.I know you love the seas as much as I do and am so pleased you lıked the sunset pıctures.
posted by
vogue
on June 27, 2008 at 11:13 PM
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It's a strange world. I just finished reading an old book of Vonnegut's
called "Slapstick." It was his kind of quirky tribute to the vaudeville & movie comedy team of Laurel & Hardy. In the novel, the Chinese developed a method for shrinking themselves so as to conserve resources, as well as a secret way to get to Mars without space ships. I think your post would have delighted him, slapstick to the core. :)
posted by
Pat_B
on June 27, 2008 at 5:21 AM
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Well, actually, that reminds me of a wonderful dessert I often had in Toronto: Sex in the pan! A great chocolate cake (a bit like a MUD cake). LOL Tschüs.
posted by
auslander
on June 27, 2008 at 1:57 AM
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Nautikos
I'll be staying home too and thanks for the heads up about their sex lives on the wall friend. LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on June 26, 2008 at 8:59 PM
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Now I knew there was a really good reason I won't be going to China this
year. I'm not eating stewed dog no matter what they try to name it. Not even if they called it, Curried canine cuisine from Canton on crispy crepes topped with croutons
!!!!
posted by
Kabu
on June 26, 2008 at 8:42 PM
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Scary
posted by
Ariala
on June 26, 2008 at 6:55 PM
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Hello Naut!!! I am here to express my heartfelt thanks to your wonderful comments on my poetry. You so warm my heart. I can't tell you how big I grinned when you said I stopped you in your tracks. Hughes does that to me and I wanted to pass it on. You must read him because it will enhanced your fine poetry (Mean it!!!!!) He writes from every angle imaginable. He is America's most translated poet. I did extensive studying in Black history. Being white I needed to know everything I could about African-American poetry. It is so steeped in concrete finite imagery it becomes breathtaking. I can get so lost in it. I have several of Hughes' books but the best one Is The Collected Poems of Langston Hughes Arnold Rampersad, editor, David Roessel, Associate Editor (so jealous, I would love to have been an associate editor, lol) ISBN 0-679-76408-9. I hope you check him out. Thanks again for your visits! Shelly 
posted by
sam444
on June 26, 2008 at 6:16 PM
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LOL....
I read this and appreciate the translation differences.......we encounter it every time we by something you have to assemble that is made in China!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on June 26, 2008 at 3:12 PM
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You just know...
...the patrons at Beijing restaurants are going to have a deeper appreciation for the term 'asses and lips' as it pertains to hot dogs...and I wonder if those videos will include two Brillo Pads fighting over a hot dog?
Sorry for the obscure reference....inside joke. lmao
posted by
metalrat
on June 26, 2008 at 2:43 PM
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Oh my! I must leave it there, the wheels are spinning in my head! Have a great day Naut! Shelly
posted by
sam444
on June 26, 2008 at 9:22 AM
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Nautikos
Now that's a new pron twist! :)
posted by
Justi
on June 26, 2008 at 8:35 AM
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