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I am back nautıkos to say: yes, ıts a shame that haggelıng ıs dyıng out. It takes all the fun out of shoppıng ın Turkey. As far as the suıtvases are concerned my dear: ıts never too late! I am far from beıng fınıshed travellıng.
posted by
vogue
on June 18, 2008 at 11:52 PM
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I think we have a grass mowing bylaw here
but they usually just tape a note to your door, asking you to please cut your grass. We save jail cells for real criminals, like the people who don't clean up after their pets...
posted by
Sira890
on June 17, 2008 at 6:55 PM
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LOL....
NAUT ----how utterly redundant --- so to speak...why just meet them on their lot and guard them while they mow...I don't know. Pfffft!!!! it's been said before, "stupid is as stupid does" --->
~Elyse
posted by
elysianfields
on June 17, 2008 at 3:31 PM
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Very astute my dear friend! There is a two part conclusion with a post script tomorrow. Now I hope to begin to write poetry. Love the canoe we paddle my dear friend. Shelly 
posted by
sam444
on June 17, 2008 at 10:42 AM
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Oh yes put them to work mowing lawns with a pair of nail scissors
and then shoot them!
posted by
Kabu
on June 17, 2008 at 10:42 AM
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I actually like to mow the grass. Weird huh? ~OTA
posted by
Blue_feathers
on June 17, 2008 at 4:03 AM
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Great idea that of gapcohen. Thanks for your comment. You always make me laugh. So, what about taking up belly dancing dear nau? I´ll provide the outfit, you provide the pictures. Do we have a deal?
posted by
vogue
on June 17, 2008 at 3:47 AM
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Some things just don't change. It the weekend time to... lol I love the important things we classify! I can't imagine not wanting to take care of your
grass. Take this way way out of context. lol Shelly
posted by
sam444
on June 16, 2008 at 12:39 PM
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Nautikos
I think it's a good idea myself.....um, not the firing squad....that's probably best saved for sexual predators and repeat drunk drivers.....but, I see no reason why city dollars should be spent to pay for lazy land owners' derelection of responsibility....and high grass is a nuisance, eyesore and hazard....not only is it a fire hazard but at corners it obscures drivers' views of one another.....and, might I add, that high grass problems and grass high problems in public both seem to share absentee and neglectful landlords in areas not known for landscaping.....but I digrass, er, digress. Now that you've changed your focus from bugs to grass and lawnmowers, can we assume you're working your way up some kind of sociological ladder. Do they have that saying in Canada, "Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower"......
(Yes, it's one of
those Monday's!!!!!)
posted by
Krisles
on June 16, 2008 at 11:47 AM
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Naut
Get cuttin' !!!!!
posted by
Troosha
on June 16, 2008 at 9:52 AM
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They should allow sheep and goat grazing
a win-win situation that benefits both livestock and lawn owners.
posted by
gapcohen
on June 16, 2008 at 7:57 AM
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Please tell me that's not for real! Pleeease, naut.?!
posted by
auslander
on June 16, 2008 at 7:05 AM
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