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Time to bring in King Solomon.
Mal
posted by
gapcohen
on April 26, 2008 at 8:09 PM
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hahahahaha Nautikos, too funny........................
I love it!
posted by
MaggieMae
on April 22, 2008 at 3:12 PM
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I am hoping they never had kids...
posted by
Ciel
on April 22, 2008 at 5:49 AM
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Nautikos, thank you so much for your comment on 'paradise' and all you told me about Canada. I have actually been but only for a few days and a longer visit is definitely called for. I liked Quebec a lot!!
posted by
vogue
on April 22, 2008 at 5:20 AM
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Hey, has anyone seen the cat?
posted by
saul_relative
on April 21, 2008 at 11:40 PM
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--- Naut...that's naut nice is it? People can be a bit odd during stress ---
Elyse
posted by
elysianfields
on April 21, 2008 at 9:26 PM
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Priceless, absolutely priceless.
posted by
vogue
on April 21, 2008 at 3:49 PM
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Nautikos, It seems that seemingly sane people go absolutely bonkers when it comes to getting a divorce. Remember
The War of The Roses?
posted by
TAPS.
on April 21, 2008 at 2:12 PM
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I get the meaning of literal! sam
posted by
sam444
on April 21, 2008 at 1:32 PM
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Half, hell! If we're dividing, I want what I put in.
You can take your discarded socks, your beer cans, your collection of Playboys and hit the bricks, bud. You never used the lawnmower, wouldn't know a screwdriver from a chisel, so the toolbox is mine. As for the car, you let it run down, never changed the oil, left it gasping and wheezing, shimmying at every stop sign. Take it and welcome. And your collection of country music -- listen to it in good health. I'll keep the house. I arranged the financing, made the down payment and most of the monthly ones, took care of the taxes and caulking the windows. The kids did the yard work, so you've got no equity built up. And yes I can recommend a lawyer (my own shark lawyer handled
his divorce).
posted by
Pat_B
on April 21, 2008 at 9:31 AM
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Naut
Well tha's one way of going about it....
posted by
Troosha
on April 21, 2008 at 9:30 AM
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Nautikos
After drinking with friends last night, then having a rant in my own blog, going to sleep to awaken at 3:30 and now sitting here typing with bleary eyes....this threw me into hysterics when I decided to take a quick break in Blogitland.....my co-worker is looking at me, wondering what I could possibly be listening to on my iPod to cause me to hoot like this....I know just how the guy feels.....he better hope his wife doesn't feel the same about knives and halving things......
posted by
Krisles
on April 21, 2008 at 8:03 AM
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Weel this is
creative in a malicious way
Goodness, some peoples divorces!
posted by
SEEDLINGS
on April 21, 2008 at 7:55 AM
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yikes! ~Peace, OTA
posted by
Blue_feathers
on April 21, 2008 at 7:50 AM
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