Go to The Riffs Room Re-upholstered
            - Add a comment
            - Go to Confessions of a latch key kid's best friend...
        
        
                
                
                    But of course, Kabu.
                
                Coming up in the next little while or so...
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 14, 2008 at 5:38 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    No doubt, Bel! How traumatic...
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 14, 2008 at 5:37 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Thanks, BC-A!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 14, 2008 at 5:37 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Could we have another episode in the disaster of yound Strat please
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Kabu
                     on April 13, 2008 at 9:51 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Nothing like reality for kids
                
                when the discover their parents still "do it".  LOL!  
                
                    posted by
                    Bel_
                     on April 13, 2008 at 7:39 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    
                
                Show and tell well.  
                
                    posted by
                    BC-A
                     on April 12, 2008 at 7:53 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Good lord, but they were mad, Ari!
                
                Whew! My behind still stings from that little episode...  
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:56 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Glad you got a kick out of it, Whirlwind!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:55 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    I think we're all Norman Crayton, Taps...
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:54 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Glad you got a charge out of  it, Mermaid!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:54 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    And you'll be the second, Kabu!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:54 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    You'll be the first to know when it's ready, Wiley!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:53 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Glad you got a chuckle out of it, TK!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:53 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Sorry, Kris, but no brother
                
                ever felt guilt in his life...  
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:52 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    The sad thing, Naut, is that 
                
                when she was 8 years old, she was an annoying household pest. When she was 18 years old, she was a sizzling heartbreaker -- the classic "If I had known how you were going to turn out when you grew up I would have been a hell of a lot nicer to you when you were a kid..."  
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 12, 2008 at 6:51 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    hahaha, how embarassing for the parents!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Ariala
                     on April 12, 2008 at 5:58 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    This is hillarious..just the thought of it gets me cracking again and again
                
                     
  
                
                    posted by
                    whirlwindaffair
                     on April 12, 2008 at 5:51 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    
                
                This is so funny, strat.  You must have been one of the kids in my neighborhood.  Somehow you remind me of Norman Crayton.  HAHAHAHA  
                
                    posted by
                    TAPS.
                     on April 12, 2008 at 5:41 AM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    
                
                    
 oh dear.........lol! 
 
  
                
                    posted by
                    __Purple_Mermaid11__
                     on April 11, 2008 at 11:35 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Strat you are a very funny person and your writing is just amazing
                
                I want the book too.  
                
                    posted by
                    Kabu
                     on April 11, 2008 at 10:47 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Strat
                
                Again I'm roflmao, you really must do the book my friend so I can but it and laugh myself to sleep at night.

 
  
                
                    posted by
                    WileyJohn
                     on April 11, 2008 at 10:06 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    strat
                
                ROFLMAO........AH, The awkwardness of adolescence  
                
                    posted by
                    Tattered_Knight
                     on April 11, 2008 at 8:48 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Hey, Bro.....
                
                Now, you would never have gotten me with that one....I would have taken it to put in my stash of treasures.....only to have it found and then endured all kinds of torture not telling where I got it, leading y'all to owe me bigtime in guilt......or was guilt not something brothers felt for stuff like that.....  Great story.....again, I really did miss a lot.....and that's a very good thing.....and not so bad!

 (You've really got to put all these stories together in something for kids to read now.....they're so modern day Huck Finn)  
                
                    posted by
                    Krisles
                     on April 11, 2008 at 6:21 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    This is hilarious, strat!
                
                    I can just see that little girl, happily skipping along with her balloon - "Look Mom, what I got from Strat..."  
 
  Incidentally, you and I seem to be working on the same theme today...
  
                
                    posted by
                    Nautikos
                     on April 11, 2008 at 5:11 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Thank you!
                
                It's great to read you again
 
  
                
                    posted by
                    Flumpystalls3000
                     on April 11, 2008 at 1:44 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Well, hiya, Flumpy!
                
                Welcome back home! 
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 11, 2008 at 1:40 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Thank you , Sam! Glad you had fun!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 11, 2008 at 1:40 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    Ha!  Funny how now
                
                I can only imagine being mortified by my neighbors seeing my kids playing with balloon condoms and less concerned about the fact that my kids were snooping in my drawers.  The innocence of youth is far more wonderful than I can ever give it credit for.  Take care Strat
 
  
                
                    posted by
                    Flumpystalls3000
                     on April 11, 2008 at 1:36 PM
                    | link to this | reply
                    
                
            
                
                
                    
                
                This is so entertaining. What a grand revisit to childhood. You did a marvelous work of telling the story!  sam  
                
                    posted by
                    sam444
                     on April 11, 2008 at 1:14 PM
                    | link to this | reply