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                    I don't know him, Wiley, but if I did,
                
                I'm sure I would have tried to goad him into it. No doubt about it...
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 11, 2008 at 6:14 AM
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                    Strat
                
                roflmao which of course is what I do every time I read you man, you really are tops as a writer but why do I think you knew that kid and put him up to the marbles up the nose?


 
  
                
                    posted by
                    WileyJohn
                     on April 10, 2008 at 8:29 PM
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                    No doubt, Taps!
                
                Who thinks of doing such things? Why would anyone want to emulate. Sheesh!  
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 9, 2008 at 7:22 PM
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                    Glad you got a charge out of it, Kabu!
                
                
                
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                    strat
                     on April 9, 2008 at 7:20 PM
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                    I'm not sure that man's offspring
                
                aren't my cousins, Naut!  
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 9, 2008 at 7:19 PM
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                    Well of course not, Bel!
                
                Girls are always smarter than boys. Always.  
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 9, 2008 at 7:19 PM
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                strat, since that video was put on YouTube, there are lots of crazy young fellows here in the US trying the same thing.   There are lots of YouTube videos there of different ones trying it for the first time.  Those are worse to watch than that one who is master at it.  Some of them make it and some don't.   As far as I am concerned, they would have to have a problem with their sanity.  
                
                    posted by
                    TAPS.
                     on April 9, 2008 at 1:11 PM
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                    You really are a very clever writer. I have just enjoyed myself reading the
                
                last couple of your posts and had a great laugh. I could see those silly kids you and the thunder mug kid at your pranks. Great fun to read.  
                
                    posted by
                    Kabu
                     on April 9, 2008 at 12:11 PM
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                    Very funny!
                
                I'm sure 
you have never done anything like that, strat, but one might want to investigate this man's offspring...
 
  
                
                    posted by
                    Nautikos
                     on April 9, 2008 at 10:57 AM
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                    LOL I hae never done that either!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Bel_
                     on April 9, 2008 at 6:44 AM
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                    That guy is nuts, Taps!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 9, 2008 at 6:19 AM
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                    Yow! Dang, Kolekshuns!
                
                That had to leave a mark....
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 9, 2008 at 6:18 AM
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                    I know, right, Halfelven?
                
                What's the old saying, "Parenthood is the overwhelming desire to hug and strangle your children at the same time."
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 9, 2008 at 6:18 AM
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                    never done this......
                
                     This reminds me of a time when my youngest brother stuck a button
   up his nose and we couldn't get it out.  We ended up going to the 
   neighbor's and he had him to hold his nose on one side and blow hard
   which caused it to pop out.  Why people do this kind of thing, I'll never
   know, but my brother was only about four years old.  "Great story!"
  
                
                    posted by
                    Kolekshuns
                     on April 8, 2008 at 8:26 PM
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                    Painful story
                
                I can just imagine how that poor mom felt.
 
  
                
                    posted by
                    Halfelven
                     on April 8, 2008 at 6:45 PM
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                strat, for your edification:  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYs-u6aTAIg&NR=1  
                
                    posted by
                    TAPS.
                     on April 8, 2008 at 2:34 PM
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                    It does paint quite the picture, Whacky!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 8, 2008 at 1:55 PM
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                    Yikes, Taps!
                
                Hadn't heard about that. Not sure I want to -- I would say that whatever happens, they would get what they deserve.
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 8, 2008 at 1:54 PM
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                    Oye is right, Fine Young Singer...
                
                I can see where Jean Sheperd's story of the kid sticking his tongue to the cold flag pole comes from.
                
                    posted by
                    strat
                     on April 8, 2008 at 1:54 PM
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                    LOL I can just see that kid with a bag over the pot and marble up the nose!
                
                A rose 

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                    posted by
                    Whacky
                     on April 7, 2008 at 6:42 PM
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                strat, I guess I can understand kids doing stupid things, but what about those adults who put a snake up their nose and let it go all the way and out through their mouth.  Now that's sick!  
                
                    posted by
                    TAPS.
                     on April 7, 2008 at 3:09 PM
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                    That sounds like an "I Love Lucy" episode gone awry!
                
                Kids.  OYE.  
                
                    posted by
                    FineYoungSinger
                     on April 7, 2008 at 8:39 AM
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