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HAahahahahahahah!!!!!That's hilarious, Guy!
I can just see it, too...sort of reminds me of the old joke about the redneck home vassectomy kit -- a firecracker and a beercan...
posted by
strat
on April 7, 2008 at 7:36 AM
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Glad you got a charge out of it, Mermaid!
posted by
strat
on April 7, 2008 at 7:35 AM
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We could be kin, Half Elven.
Since I'm kin to most everyone in Lowcountry South Carolina, if you live there, there's a much better than even chance you're in the family tree...
posted by
strat
on April 7, 2008 at 7:34 AM
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No pool, Troosha, but I think we are getting a hot tub...
posted by
strat
on April 7, 2008 at 7:34 AM
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Strangely enough, Sam, I'm scared of most everything.
The thrill, though, makes it that much more.
posted by
strat
on April 7, 2008 at 7:32 AM
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Hi Vogue!
Glad you got a charge out of this one. I'm sure I'll be posting more such cautionary tales...
posted by
strat
on April 7, 2008 at 7:32 AM
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My evil brother, (not a twin)
He was working at a McDonalds and a mentally dim employee asked him if he could use my brother's sling shot to try to hit seagulls, like Perry was attempting to do. Perry asked him if he knew how to use it. Perry held his right hand next to his ear as if he was holding the business end of the slinger. Then he extended his left hand as if he was holding the wooden end of it. He then opened his left hand and when the guy told him he was ready to try it, he handed him the sling shot and stood back and watched the poor kid nearly kill himself with the wooden crotch part.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on April 5, 2008 at 11:28 AM
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you really are something my dear...tingling our senses with excitement and panic in your stories......
posted by
__Purple_Mermaid11__
on April 4, 2008 at 7:31 PM
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Am I related to you?
You sound like a lot of my cousins who all had impossibly dangerous childhoods and still manage to scare the crap out of me if I ride in a car with them. :)
posted by
Halfelven
on April 4, 2008 at 1:35 PM
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Strat
Hope there's no pool in the yard. What a great read!
posted by
Troosha
on April 4, 2008 at 11:20 AM
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Strat, you would drive me nuts. Is there no fear to you at all? sam
posted by
sam444
on April 4, 2008 at 9:50 AM
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Oh boy, what adventures. Let's have some more.
posted by
vogue
on April 4, 2008 at 8:31 AM
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