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what exactly is Ethiopian money made of? I know rats aren't the most discerning food critics, but did they really get any nutritional value from munching on paper/metal money?

I wonder if they had the rat version of constipation after their feast? Cash can't be good for the digestive system...

posted by Sira890 on March 30, 2008 at 9:42 AM | link to this | reply

Re: There are rats everywhere, ain't it? I guess we could say that his money
I'm sure the rats enjoyed it, auslander...

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:40 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Perhaps the Ethiopian National Bank...
It'll make sense to an Ethiopian farmer, Halfelven...

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:38 PM | link to this | reply

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That's a hilarious story, TAPS!

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:37 PM | link to this | reply

Re: I lost a third of my savings to some dudes at Enron. Electronic rats.
Sorry to hear that, Pat. Enron is one I was able to avoid, not some others...

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:36 PM | link to this | reply

Re: exactly!
LOL, BC!

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:33 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut, those rats have needle-sharp eyes and teeth, and just love
I'll forgive you for that one, Rumored...

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:31 PM | link to this | reply

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Yep! And I've been called worse things, vogue...

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:30 PM | link to this | reply

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I think he'll be revising his investment strategies, sam...

posted by Nautikos on March 29, 2008 at 4:28 PM | link to this | reply

There are rats everywhere, ain't it? I guess we could say that his money
went in chewing instead of in smoke? PS: I left you another message for the singing doggy thing.

posted by auslander on March 29, 2008 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

Perhaps the Ethiopian National Bank...
...will loan the rats some money to make up for what they ate.

Wait a minute... that doesn't really make sense, does it? :)

posted by Halfelven on March 28, 2008 at 7:48 PM | link to this | reply

LOL, Nautikos.  On the KC news yesterday, they told of a man with a gun who tried to rob a store.  The woman at the counter told the robber that they were just opening and that they could not get into any of the money until the owner got there with the special key.  So, the robber wrote down his telephone number and told the woman to call him when the owner got there.  HAHAHAHA.  Can you believe it.   The police got him by tracing the phone number.

I guess he thought he would get a call saying, "Mr. Robber, you can come rob us now.  The owner is here and the cash register unlocked."   LOL

posted by TAPS. on March 28, 2008 at 4:36 PM | link to this | reply

I lost a third of my savings to some dudes at Enron. Electronic rats.
They're quicker and sneakier than the four-legged kind.

posted by Pat_B on March 28, 2008 at 4:03 PM | link to this | reply

exactly!
 Rats, love!

posted by BC-A on March 28, 2008 at 4:02 PM | link to this | reply

Naut, those rats have needle-sharp eyes and teeth, and just love
money in a haystack..(I can't believe I said that....)....

posted by Rumor on March 28, 2008 at 4:01 PM | link to this | reply

Well, some rats have four legs and then there are those who have only two, right Nauty? See, gave you a new name. You like?

posted by vogue on March 28, 2008 at 2:07 PM | link to this | reply

What a bummer for him.  sam

posted by sam444 on March 28, 2008 at 1:55 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Nautikos
LOL, Wiley! Good one!!!  

posted by Nautikos on March 28, 2008 at 12:19 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
I'd hate to lose my money to sub-prime rats though.LOL

posted by WileyJohn on March 28, 2008 at 11:49 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Re: Maggie and Naut. about my little song. I didn't make it up
Justi, maybe he needed that pot to pee in...

posted by Nautikos on March 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Maggie and Naut. about my little song. I didn't make it up
Kabu, you're still cute! And some day soon I hope you'll sing that ditty to me...

posted by Nautikos on March 28, 2008 at 11:41 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Maggie and Naut. about my little song. I didn't make it up
At least he should find a clay jug or some such to keep the paper in while hiding it in plain sight of the theives. Poor man.

posted by Justi on March 28, 2008 at 11:33 AM | link to this | reply

Maggie and Naut. about my little song. I didn't make it up
It's the first song my Daddy ever taught me to sing at about age 2. He'd trot me out for the long suffering relatives and make them sit through my being "Cute"!!!while I sang my little number.

posted by Kabu on March 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM | link to this | reply