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One of my favorite quotes came from PKDick:
Reality is that which, when you ignore it, doesn't go away.
posted by
Ciel
on April 22, 2008 at 6:02 AM
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Re: Nautikos
I shouldn't tell you this, Justi, but he's hiding out at Pat B's now! She's lubricating him regularly, and giving him dancing lessons...
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:22 AM
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Wise decision, sam!
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:19 AM
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Re: All I can say here, and don't tell anyone else, is the 'Bot is fine.
I know, Pat, he's been reported to be leaking all over the place...
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:18 AM
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Re: Very Funny!
I think he takes water in his left ear, auslander, if you can get close enough...
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:16 AM
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You did, vogue? And no, you didn't say anything wrong, at least not to me! Could it even be that he
is Mrs. Clinton, in drag, like?
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:14 AM
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Thanks, Sinome...
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:11 AM
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Re: Hilarious much...
Thanks, Vince (I'll just call you that, since your Blogit handle is way too long, especially for me, since I'm the kind of guy who hates typing! Unfortunately I can't afford a secretary at the moment, or even an 'Administrativebloodyassistant' as they're called these days, though not by me, since I'm nothing if not politically incorrect)...
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:10 AM
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Re: Nautikos
I know he's hidin' out in your garage, Wiley...
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:05 AM
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Re: Dickbot! y' know for a moment there I really thought that you were going
Yeah, Kabu, would you speed that damn bird on his way?
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:03 AM
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Re: I'll be on my guard, Nautikos.............................
Moi, Maggie?
Jamais...
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:02 AM
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Re: Are you serious?
Would I kid you, cheugon?
posted by
Nautikos
on March 28, 2008 at 8:01 AM
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Nautikos
He is going by the name Jeremiah Wright. He is preaching at a church in Chicago, or was until recently and he is out and about nobody knows where. He experienced a 'White Out' recently and has not been seen since is the latest on the grapevine.
posted by
Justi
on March 27, 2008 at 11:33 AM
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I am staying out of the way! sam
posted by
sam444
on March 27, 2008 at 11:01 AM
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All I can say here, and don't tell anyone else, is the 'Bot is fine.
He dances to all the 80s tunes with a decent beat, but he can't waltz for heck. I've had to add a line in my budget for lubricating oil. Shhh...
posted by
Pat_B
on March 27, 2008 at 8:30 AM
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Very Funny!
If we can not switch him off, Do you know where to add the water after the pill?
posted by
auslander
on March 27, 2008 at 1:18 AM
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I think I spotted him recently next to Mrs. Clinton. Did I say something wrong here?
posted by
vogue
on March 27, 2008 at 12:41 AM
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loll, Great post :-)
posted by
Sinome
on March 26, 2008 at 10:46 PM
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Hilarious much...
posted by
The_Common_Senseless
on March 26, 2008 at 10:07 PM
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Nautikos
If I run into him I'll send him south to TO old buddy. LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on March 26, 2008 at 9:46 PM
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Dickbot! y' know for a moment there I really thought that you were going
into competition with butt bird.....cos you're all huffy becaue he hasn't found you yet!!!!!!!!
there is absolutely no reason for this snake to be here, except that I like snakes!
posted by
Kabu
on March 26, 2008 at 8:56 PM
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I'll be on my guard, Nautikos.............................
I won't flip his "bic." hahahaha I think you're pulling a fast one on us.
posted by
MaggieMae
on March 26, 2008 at 7:27 PM
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Are you serious?
If so, he had some devoted fans! Just wait! Eventually, they'll start making robots that literally take meds! Who knows, maybe their power-packs or batteries, or whatever is their energy source, will get a recharge by way of pills? And too many pills will make them "manic," i.e. hyper, and too few will make them "Depressive," i.e. lethargic. Then we'll have "manic-depressive" robots. Ya never know where the obsession with realism will take us! Great post!
posted by
metalrat
on March 26, 2008 at 6:26 PM
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