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You SO CRACK ME UP!
Maybe you should tell Cockpocket to get her tooth fixed so her pimp might take her back.
posted by
EmmaCunnan
on March 28, 2008 at 12:26 AM
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dipship? LOL, nope, I meant dipshit...
posted by
Sincerity_Anna
on February 26, 2008 at 2:16 PM
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I wish I had the answer. Your dipship sounds as bad as my stepsons mother. She's just wonderful. Hasn't had nothing to do with her kid (that's beneficial) in two years. Otherwise, she uses her other sons to torment him and my other kids at school, telling them (him) she hates him and never wants to see him again. Great. She needs a good whacking too...Sorry you have to deal with this...
posted by
Sincerity_Anna
on February 26, 2008 at 2:14 PM
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strat, sorry about your nose...and yes, it would drown. drown
in a horrible way...lol...
posted by
Kiddo75
on February 26, 2008 at 9:31 AM
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Very entertaining post. You do write beautifully!
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on February 26, 2008 at 9:12 AM
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Oops.. that's "would drown in the gene puddle..."
posted by
strat
on February 26, 2008 at 7:11 AM
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Damn! Another shot of coffee through the nose and all over the screen!
This may be the line of all time: "Having to hear that stupid jackass actually try to logically explain his tardiness due to fucking the GD planet of the Apes sent me into a fully fledged volcano bitch explosion."
People in my office are currently wondering if I need to be severely medicated right now.
It's too bad you can't post this shit on billboards in the neighborhood, but undoubtedly the humor drown in the gene puddle, even if those people could read more than one syllable at a time without moving their lips.
posted by
strat
on February 26, 2008 at 7:10 AM
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