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Re: Emma,

I'm glad it worked for you. Hope you're not upset at me poking fun at it!! Oh, and about the 4 hour erection? I think men are elated to have it last more than 5 minutes!!! LOL!!!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 5, 2008 at 10:22 PM | link to this | reply

Alli works

And you only need SPARE PANTS if you can't BACK AWAY FROM THE CHEESE!. Seriously, I hit a plateau, and needed to lose wight to help a jacked back. So I tried it. Dropped 45 lbs, and found out that 15 grams of fat ain't that much, but it matters to your pants. No. I did not shart a single time, but I heeded the 15g of fat per meal warning and had no problem. Even after I stopped taking it, I continued to lose a bit of weight here and there. And, those lovely healthy wraps everyone is touting....well a single wrap ALONE has 1500mg of sodium in it, sans stuffing. No wonder we are a fat society.

I still worry the most about the 4 hour erection... Don't most men get worried if it lasts more than 5 minutes? I mean, if they aren't by themselves?

posted by EmmaCunnan on March 5, 2008 at 10:11 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Loribeth,

I totally agree!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 28, 2008 at 10:12 PM | link to this | reply

Re:

I know.... I heard about those drugs making people want to gamble... geez, what's next?

posted by Loribeth215 on February 27, 2008 at 10:55 PM | link to this | reply

I'm sorry

I'd rather just go to the gym and get on the stairmaster.... or failing that, just stay chubby, darn it! Being thin is just not worth stinky public humilliation and destruction of my wardrobe.

posted by Loribeth215 on February 27, 2008 at 10:53 PM | link to this | reply

Re: CunningL,

Smells like somethin', alright!!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 25, 2008 at 9:11 PM | link to this | reply

take a load off Annie

Smells like teen Spirit! Yay!

posted by CunningLinguist on February 25, 2008 at 10:54 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Well well, TAPS!!!!

You have intuitively introduced one of my upcoming posts!! Very good. And, very funny comment here!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 23, 2008 at 9:31 PM | link to this | reply

Re: So, Yeshuan,

What would be your problem with this, exactly? I mean, you would lose weight an' all.

posted by SpitFire70 on February 23, 2008 at 9:28 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Sir Strat,

Exactly! Well stated!!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 23, 2008 at 9:27 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Guy,

I'd actually (maybe) go for that influenza diet if I really had to! Accept I have a 6 month old baby that doesn't need to get sick. Hmmmm...well, it IS actually HER fault I still have about 10 more pounds to lose since giving her life an' all...

posted by SpitFire70 on February 23, 2008 at 9:23 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Soul Builder,

But I think prune juice would be a lot, uh-hem...cleaner!!! LOL

posted by SpitFire70 on February 23, 2008 at 9:02 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Whacky,

Funny thing is that the "small print" even stated to wear dark clothing "just in case." Whah????

JFC!!!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 23, 2008 at 8:56 PM | link to this | reply

Re: TAPS,

And with good reason! I'd be afraid, too!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 23, 2008 at 8:54 PM | link to this | reply

Drugs do strange things to us humans. They have been warning that the drum Mirapex, sometimes prescribed for restless leg syndrome, can cause a person to have uncontrollable urges to gamble. Soon they will have to have a section at the gambling boats especially for people who take both Mirapex and Allied. It will have commodes for seats in front of the slot machines.

posted by TAPS. on February 23, 2008 at 4:35 PM | link to this | reply

That is just sick and wrong.

posted by Yeshuan on February 23, 2008 at 4:10 PM | link to this | reply

Beautiful...

That's like trying to cure a cough with a lazative. It works because if you take a huge dose of laxative, you're too scared to cough...

posted by strat on February 23, 2008 at 1:51 PM | link to this | reply

Weight loss for idiots

The very best weight loss strategy I have ever heard about is the influenza diet. I guarantee that one can lose 15 pounds a week, without even trying! It too has side effects, but nothing is perfect. At least one can leave a sveldt, if haggard looking corpse! Thanks for the laugh, Guy

posted by northsage_45 on February 23, 2008 at 10:43 AM | link to this | reply

LOL! Ultra strong PRUNE juice will keep the weight off too! I'll bet on it!!!

posted by Soul_Builder101 on February 23, 2008 at 10:34 AM | link to this | reply

Bet they have some kind of deal with the folks who sell adult diapers!

air freshener folks might want to get in on this too! Frankly I'd rather starve. =^..^= so would Bo!

posted by Whacky on February 23, 2008 at 1:37 AM | link to this | reply

I wouldn't mind losing a few pounds, but I don't think I want to do it with this product. I would be afraid to go anywhere.

posted by TAPS. on February 23, 2008 at 1:30 AM | link to this | reply

Re: BC-A,

This

might be a good idea! LOL

posted by SpitFire70 on February 22, 2008 at 9:42 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Krisles,

Apparantly not! Actually, it has been tested (and some review by actually doctors were on that morning show Mike and Juliet in the morning) and said that it actually does work to block like 25% of fat for you but STILL!! Yikes! Of course they made fun of it...as I did, too! I mean, come on! Yowza!