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Good Morning, Offy hon! Did they turn into princes???

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 6:51 AM | link to this | reply

Good morning Naut...............Again I have kissed a lot of frogs, but I still don't think I want to drink any~

posted by Offy on February 20, 2008 at 6:09 AM | link to this | reply

Re: nautikos

No need to quit entirely, Tattered. Just remember - moderation, moderation...

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:49 AM | link to this | reply

Re: bound to take off the inches, too...

That is one of the pleasant side effects, Ciel!

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:48 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut, Frog Juice is evil stuff if taken in massive quantities. My cousin

What a sad tale, I-R! But it shows again the wisdom of the old saying - 'Everything in moderation!' If only he had remembered those words, which I am sure he had learned at his sainted mother's knee...

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:46 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Nautikos

Justi, thanks you for your endorsement. But if this young lady compared you to a toad, it can only mean that at some point you succunbed to the siren song of my competitors, who flog that horribly disgusting and poisonous toad juice. I beg of you, get rid of it if you have any left, or else offer it to that woman down the street, the one you can't stand - you know who I mean...

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:39 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Thank you for leaving a comment to my blog entry

You're quite welcome, w-s, and your order is on its way...

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:32 AM | link to this | reply

Re: LOL Wiley did warn me that you'd get me good for my comment and you did!

Kabu, so are you ready to place your order?

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:31 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Hmmmm????

Certainly not, Corbin. This is frog juice, not that nasty toad juce being flogged by my competitors...

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:29 AM | link to this | reply

Re: I just read about the old snake oil salesmen who made all the same

Pat, if you're talkin' Bushmill's, I can't compete! I ain't got a licence to sell booze...

posted by Nautikos on February 20, 2008 at 4:27 AM | link to this | reply

nautikos

Ya know....... sounds tempting but I'm trying to quit

posted by Tattered_Knight on February 19, 2008 at 9:36 PM | link to this | reply

bound to take off the inches, too...

seeing as the stuff would make me throw up!

posted by Ciel on February 19, 2008 at 3:34 PM | link to this | reply

Naut, Frog Juice is evil stuff if taken in massive quantities. My cousin

hopped on board the "Frog Juice Health Remedy" We were all green with envy for awhile. He ran faster, had more bounce in his step, sang better and insects kept a healthy distance from him. He went boating one day in the Okeefonokee swamp down in south Georgia. He started singing along with the many species of frogs down there, but the frog gig went sour. He became ensnared in some lily pads couldn't break free and croaked by drowning.He meant well but Alas, all was for ~~naut~~ nought.

posted by I-R-William on February 19, 2008 at 3:30 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos

Thank you for the receipt of your package of Frog Juice. It is just as you promised it has healed everything I have, but I am hopping every where I go. I look and feel funny. A pretty girl tried to kiss me today and I hit her with a rock. Told her to get her own supply you would accept gold as payment. I also told her you would be sure to deliver if she got in touch with those authorities who check out smuggling between our countries. All she said was there couldn't be a toad uglier than I am. Do you suppose it is the juice?

posted by Justi on February 19, 2008 at 2:23 PM | link to this | reply

Thank you for leaving a comment to my blog entry

posted by Thomas_Cornish on February 19, 2008 at 10:22 AM | link to this | reply

LOL Wiley did warn me that you'd get me good for my comment and you did!

posted by Kabu on February 19, 2008 at 9:15 AM | link to this | reply

Hmmmm????

Does it have any side effects???? Like warts???

posted by Corbin_Dallas on February 19, 2008 at 6:08 AM | link to this | reply

I just read about the old snake oil salesmen who made all the same

claims as these frog juice purveyors. As it happened, there was no snake oil in the bottles which were sold at a high price, but there was a variety of unhealthy stuff in an alcohol base. The only way I'd buy a blendered frog along with aloe, spirit gum, grape seeds and a drop or two of oyster stew, is if there was no actual frog, etc., in the mix. An ounce of Bushmill's blended into crushed ice would suit me much better. :)

posted by Pat_B on February 19, 2008 at 5:44 AM | link to this | reply

Auslander

I have thought of that too, since I usually think of everything, nothing escapes me! The answer is simple: frog farming...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:41 AM | link to this | reply

Wiley

I know you're a talented guy, but you print your own money up there as well? I'll make you a deal: I give you a gallon of frog juice, and you teach me how to print money...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:38 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Ha the reality is; wait for the punch line.....this is gunna be good.....

LOL, Kabu! We can always rely on you to make risque fun of serious matters...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:33 AM | link to this | reply

Re: I have passed this info to my brother who is a villager Doctor where there

afzal, your bro is a village doctor? This frog juice is ideal for village doctors! Have him get in touch with me, and for a certain sum I'll give him the distribution rights...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:30 AM | link to this | reply

sam

Toss out the Advair and get some frog juice! And as a Canadian I normally use 'cheque', but in this case I thought I should use a spelling my US friends understand, hence 'check'. It's the least I can do, seeing that I won't take their money any longer...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:27 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Frog Juice eh?

Well, KaBoom, if you have a yen for this stuff, I shall definitely send some your way...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:18 AM | link to this | reply

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LOL, BrightIrish! Just make sure you don't end up in somebody's blender...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:15 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Dear sweet Nautikos.........................

Maggie, this will definitely cure Offy's flu! I'm gonna send her a batch right away, by UPS, no charge...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:14 AM | link to this | reply

Krisles

LOL! You think I will ever grow up?

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:10 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Reminds me of the Voodoo potion to create zombies LOL

That may be another benefit of this 'juice', Ariala...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:08 AM | link to this | reply

Re: How are you

I am fine, and I'm glad you found this interesting, writerspirit...

posted by Nautikos on February 19, 2008 at 5:07 AM | link to this | reply

As the world frog populations decline to extincton (it is the case right now!) that's going to be a short-lived remedy. It reminds me of the three American tourists in the Australian outback who boiled a canetoad for its "Juices" and died of overdose. I'll say that's natural selection.

posted by auslander on February 19, 2008 at 12:52 AM | link to this | reply

Nautikos

How much is that in Pembroke $$$$$ matey? We closer to QC, it should be cheaper.LOL

posted by WileyJohn on February 18, 2008 at 7:41 PM | link to this | reply

Ha the reality is; wait for the punch line.....this is gunna be good.....

It helps you to leap into someone else's bed!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Kabu on February 18, 2008 at 7:41 PM | link to this | reply

I have passed this info to my brother who is a villager Doctor where there

are plenty of frogs . Thanks!

posted by afzal50 on February 18, 2008 at 7:20 PM | link to this | reply

What no US funny money. I have asthma and I sticking with Advair, thank you very much. Hey, would you consider a rubber check or my friend do you say checque. Great humor! sam

posted by sam444 on February 18, 2008 at 6:32 PM | link to this | reply

Frog Juice eh?

Before I send you any of my precious Canadian money, I want a free sample please.

posted by KaBooM62 on February 18, 2008 at 6:16 PM | link to this | reply

I'll just hop right over to buy some.

posted by BrightIrish on February 18, 2008 at 5:22 PM | link to this | reply

Dear sweet Nautikos.........................

You are a crazy man! Offy has the flu - what will it do for her? hahaha

posted by MaggieMae on February 18, 2008 at 4:43 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos

Well.....you've moved from bugs and worms, invertebrates and such to....what...can't remember my classifications....tortoises and frogs....you are such a BOY at heart, Naut!

(btw....hope those guys are gargling with Listerine after the frog juice or their impotence cure might not do them much good......)