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Re: YAY!! Thanks Sir Strat!!
Boy I would pay to hear you sing that!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 23, 2008 at 8:17 PM
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Okay, Young Miss...remember, this is hard to do in cyber space,
but essentially, you announce to your baby that there's a boa constrictor who's VERY hungry, and he has you. The main verse is as follows: "I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor; I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor; I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor; and I don't like it very well..."
Then you go into the body parts: "Oh, no! He's got my toe! Oh me! He's got my knee! Oh my; he's got my thigh! Oh fiddle; he's got my middle! Oh heck; he's got my neck! Oh dread...he's got my...GULP!"
Kids love that shit...
posted by
strat
on January 23, 2008 at 10:29 AM
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Re: Ok, ginnieb!!
Thanks for the warning. Now,
what came back to haunt you? I wanna hear about that!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 22, 2008 at 9:04 PM
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Re: Food4T,
I LOVE IT!!!! I wanna buy it right now!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 22, 2008 at 9:03 PM
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LOL Spitty!
Ah yes...I remember those days. My 'kids' were here a few weeks ago...24 and 30..and they performed a little ditty that I 'created' when they were very young...damn did we laugh! Beware! Those lines may come back to haunt you some day!
posted by
ginnieb
on January 22, 2008 at 7:10 AM
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Spitfire...
Well...maybe. I can't find the picture right now, how about a little of the story? See, there were these three witches who lived in three ditches and they all looked just alike, the ditches and the witches! There was the good witch, the mean witch and the rich witch who kept hopping from ditch to ditch, so it really was hard too tell which witch was which, or for that matter, which ditch was which. It may have been a plan of the ditch switching witches to confuse ownership of the ditches, just thinking of it and my nose itches! That's a sample.
posted by
food4thought
on January 21, 2008 at 11:10 PM
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Re: Whacky,
Unfortunately, it's on like, 4 or 5 times a day...and it's EXHAUSTING!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 21, 2008 at 8:50 PM
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Re: Sir Strat,
You'll never see me on YouTube doing this nonsense BUT....I forgot! What's the I'm Being Swallowed By A Boa Constrictor Song?? I think I used to know it. It sounds so familiar. Enlighten me???
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 21, 2008 at 8:49 PM
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Well, it's a show I think I would watch! What time's it on?
Roses from me and =^. .^= Bo the wonder dog!
posted by
Whacky
on January 21, 2008 at 8:23 PM
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Awww....you need to put these performances on YouTube, Young Miss!
I know I've got a few for my nieces and nephews -- the " Ah Boogie boogie boogie" rap, which cracks them up for some reason, and the "I'm Being Swallowed By A Boa Constrictor Song," which is always a great kid's tune.
posted by
strat
on January 21, 2008 at 6:27 AM
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Re: TAPS,
Scawwy stuff, ain't it?!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 10:21 PM
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HAHAHA, Spitfire
I can just see you with her. I understand completely because I was always really good at entertaining my babies and my grandbabies as other adults looked on in horror or amazement. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on January 20, 2008 at 9:48 PM
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Re: Melody94,
Um, huh? I'm not understanding your comment. I'm a bit tired, so...
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:36 PM
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Re: Food4T,
OMG!!!!! I always wanted to write a book called Which Witch Is Which and in fact, my website has a pic of me and my "sister witch" that underneath says, "Which witch is which?" How weird! Anyway, I'd LOVE to see a pic of you with that whole socks over the ears and nose thing. Seriously!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:34 PM
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Re: CRShelley,
Thanks. So, what do you find so cool? Just curious. Thanks for stoppin' by!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:28 PM
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Re: Sam444, I almost missed this one.
Hmm, reality upon reality?
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:21 PM
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Re: Shelly,
We'll be there. As long as I don't have to sing the Galoppily Galloop song or any other in front of anyone and as soon as the weather warms up, mm-k?
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:20 PM
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Re: sam444,
I can't lose the "child" in me. Impossible. I've tried. She won't go away.
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:18 PM
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Re: Kooka, NO WAY, REALLY??
Wife Swap, huh? Kewl. But I bet they're gonna have some sort of "no-no" policy about blogging about the show until after it airs. However, we are a private blogging network, so maybe not. Oooo! I hope you get on. That would be too cool. Did you catch that one with the big, crazy bible thumper mom that went crazy? Geez.
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:13 PM
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MAY BE CLICKED SO FAST...
posted by
Star5_
on January 20, 2008 at 9:13 PM
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Re: 7stars,
Didn't get any comment from you but I assume you stopped by so, Hello!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:08 PM
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Re: Teddy,
Blah blah blah...ha ha ha!!! Silly man!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 20, 2008 at 9:07 PM
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Ah yes...
Reputations change, a superparent is not a bad one at all! I remember putting thier little socks over my ears and on my nose (it helps if you wear glasses) which would usuall make them laugh. Come to think of it, it still does. Anyway, I also wrote a story for them, "Which witch is which?"
posted by
food4thought
on January 20, 2008 at 7:40 PM
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Very Cool!
Visit me!
posted by
CRShelley
on January 20, 2008 at 7:06 PM
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Reality upon reality! sam
posted by
sam444
on January 20, 2008 at 6:59 PM
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hahahahaha, I love it! LOL
wish you and jr. came to my school :)
posted by
shelly_b
on January 20, 2008 at 5:19 PM
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Never lose the child in you, what better way to keep than those who reduce us to glib! sam
posted by
sam444
on January 20, 2008 at 5:09 PM
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Kids make you do crazy things
I know I can be really goofy with my boys. It is just part of being a parent.
As for reality show, my wife and I actually have applied for the show Wife Swap. We got a lot of positive feedback from the casting agent we were contacted by. Don't know what has happened with that all, but supposedly we have been presented as a possible family for the show. I'm sure I'll blog about it if we ever end up doing the show.
posted by
kooka_lives
on January 20, 2008 at 4:46 PM
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posted by
star4sky5
on January 20, 2008 at 4:44 PM
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Blah blah blah...so you're a good Mom...deal with it!
posted by
teddypoet_TheGoodByeFade
on January 20, 2008 at 4:44 PM
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