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Re: Here's a joke for you.....hadn't thought of it in years...
ROTFLMAO, Krisles,! That one is cute! I have added it to my collection of 'Great Jokes'...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 27, 2007 at 10:45 AM
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Re: Here's a joke for you.....hadn't thought of it in years...
Really cute!
posted by
b2008
on November 27, 2007 at 10:34 AM
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Here's a joke for you.....hadn't thought of it in years...
The young woman was at a beach that allowed topless swimming, and all her friends were doing it.....so, by damn, she was determined to try it to......so she cautiously removed the top of her suit.....but quickly wrapped her arms around herself, hiding as much of her ample charms as she could.......and headed down to the water's edge. She was almost there when a small boy walked up to her and said, "Lady, if you're gonna drown those puppies, can I have the one with the pink nose?"
posted by
Krisles
on November 27, 2007 at 10:10 AM
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Re: Naut, nice of you to keep us abreast of these stories
Rumored, it
is Monday, that's why I forgive you...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 26, 2007 at 11:04 AM
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Offy hon,
I have never yet deleted a comment, and I certainly ain't gonna start with one of
yours...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 26, 2007 at 11:03 AM
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Re: No restrictions. My eyes and mind can do that on their own...
Or an unrestricted imagination...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 26, 2007 at 11:01 AM
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Justi
We're just big Mama's boys...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 26, 2007 at 10:58 AM
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Re: See sonny...wishes do come true!
Chyrlann, I kew I could rely on you...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 26, 2007 at 10:57 AM
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Naut, nice of you to keep us abreast of these stories
..
- must be Monday..
...
posted by
Rumor
on November 26, 2007 at 9:49 AM
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Sorry about that...go ahead and delete one! LOL...Must be Monday~
posted by
Offy
on November 26, 2007 at 7:45 AM
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Good morning!
I always sunbath and swim topless when I can get away with it...On some beaches in S.FL. is permitted....I see nothing wrong with it...
posted by
Offy
on November 26, 2007 at 7:44 AM
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Good morning!
I always sunbath and swim topless when I can get away with it...On some beaches in S.FL. is permitted....I see nothing wrong with it...
posted by
Offy
on November 26, 2007 at 7:44 AM
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No restrictions. My eyes and mind can do that on their own...
posted by
saul_relative
on November 25, 2007 at 11:10 PM
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Nautikos
This appears to be just the crow that can answer my question. Why are men so enamored with women's breasts?
posted by
Justi
on November 25, 2007 at 3:10 PM
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See sonny...wishes do come true!
posted by
roadscross
on November 25, 2007 at 12:24 PM
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Dear Grandma,
Thank you for helping me build my fort! You R a class act!
posted by
roadscross
on November 25, 2007 at 12:24 PM
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Troosha
You're so right! Almost anywhere on Europe's beaches, in saunas, and in parks, and nobody thinks it's a big deal...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 25, 2007 at 11:37 AM
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Naut
I love traveling to places where there are relaxed attitudes about women going topless (on the beaches, for example). We're an uptight bunch here in North America.....
posted by
Troosha
on November 25, 2007 at 6:34 AM
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Re: Lol....
Pleasant prospects, eh gavel?
posted by
Nautikos
on November 25, 2007 at 5:24 AM
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Re: Skinny dipping in the ocean at night Naut. Now that's fun...
I love skinny dipping, Kabu! And in the Ottawa River you don't even have to worry about sharks, although if you did it at this time of year, you'd be a blue
girl...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 25, 2007 at 5:22 AM
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Re: This coincides with a funny little incident that happened yesterday at my
LOL, Cringe! Beautiful example of Freudian testing...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 25, 2007 at 5:18 AM
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Lol....
posted by
gavelkorbald
on November 24, 2007 at 7:59 PM
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Skinny dipping in the ocean at night Naut. Now that's fun...
Good idea though for both men and women is a shark proof fence around....actually a fish proof fence if I'm thinking of the blue boy know what I mean?
posted by
Kabu
on November 24, 2007 at 7:23 PM
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Oooops, that should read 'have' instead of 'has'.
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on November 24, 2007 at 6:25 PM
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This coincides with a funny little incident that happened yesterday at my
mother-in-laws.
We were having thanksgiving leftovers, some of which had been reheated in the mike and were quite hot. Himself was loading the tyrant toddler's plate and because after years of working in kitchens he has little sense of heat, he asked me to check the temp before putting it on the table.
Leone rather impertinently asks as to 'why does Mom has to test the temperature?'
The irritated befuddled response was 'Oh for God's sake, because she's the breast tester!'
Maybe I should put that on my resume?
posted by
CringeintheUSA
on November 24, 2007 at 6:24 PM
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Re: I guess I am of another age, Nautikos
Ah yes, TAPS! Skinny dipping in the woods, where you can hear Pan's flute, and sometimes, unfortunately, the buzzing of mosquitos...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 24, 2007 at 4:51 AM
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Re: Watch it, Corbin... Unless by over 60 you're talking about pounds....
Yep, we're talking pounds here, Pat...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 24, 2007 at 4:43 AM
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riri
posted by
Nautikos
on November 24, 2007 at 4:42 AM
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Re: You mean like........
Corbin, how does it go in
Antony and Cleopatra?
“Age cannot wither them, nor custom stale their infinite variety…” I'll go with Pat's interpretation...
posted by
Nautikos
on November 24, 2007 at 4:41 AM
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I guess I am of another age, Nautikos
I would never, not even when I was young and perfectly formed, be comfortable swimming in a public place with my breasts bared. Now skinny dipping in the woods' rivers and lakes is something else, of course.
posted by
TAPS.
on November 23, 2007 at 5:27 PM
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Watch it, Corbin... Unless by over 60 you're talking about pounds....
posted by
Pat_B
on November 23, 2007 at 4:55 PM
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too fuuny
posted by
riri0322
on November 23, 2007 at 4:43 PM
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You mean like........
No one over 60 ?????
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on November 23, 2007 at 4:08 PM
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