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Re: Ding dang, that is some nutty kind of ritual!
Yep, skinny, it sure is, all in the service of a gourmet's palate...

posted by Nautikos on November 7, 2007 at 4:02 AM | link to this | reply

Ding dang, that is some nutty kind of ritual!
My goodness.

posted by justanotherskinnybitch on November 3, 2007 at 6:47 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS
One cannot forget what one has never known! I, not being a French gourmet, not even a French Canadian one, simply wasn't familar with the habit of draping one's head whith a napkin when feasting on ortolan. But it sounds like a good idea! I certainly would want to hide from God under a napkin (just to be on the safe side), if I were ever to eat a song bird of any kind...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 7:58 PM | link to this | reply

White
I was quite willing to talk about flowers, but TAPS wants to discuss the ortolan issue further, as you can see...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos

You forgot to mention the napkin for your head.  Don't forget the napkin.  You would surely want to hide from God if you were going to eat one of these.

"For centuries, a rite of passage for French gourmets has been the eating of the Ortolan. These tiny birds—captured alive, force-fed, then drowned in Armagnac—were roasted whole and eaten that way, bones and all, while the diner draped his head with a linen napkin to preserve the precious aromas and, some believe, to hide from God."

posted by TAPS. on November 1, 2007 at 3:56 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
any chance of talking about "flowers" now that Halloween's gone?

posted by White_Elephant on November 1, 2007 at 4:15 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Hazelnut, huh? Never liked anything flavored like hazelnut, so I guess the
Yeah, saul, that's truly nutty...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 4:05 AM | link to this | reply

Offy hon
I can't imagine it! Were would it end? Next we would think the unthinkable: that a President of the United States would lie...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 4:03 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Some humans really don't deserve to be called human
Our species has no equal, Kabu...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 3:58 AM | link to this | reply

MandaLee

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 3:57 AM | link to this | reply

Just
Serendipity, my dear, strictly serendipity...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 3:56 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut, 6ft? That's not a moth. That's a bloody pteradactyl!
.Dave, though you are in absentia, we need to discuss the availability of pteradactyls...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 3:55 AM | link to this | reply

Re: I guess when you come right down to it, the ortolan bunting probably
Eh bien, aucun a son gout, Pat. You say chicken, Mitterrand says hazelnut. But even I would say, if it's made from soy, bunting is wanting...

posted by Nautikos on November 1, 2007 at 3:51 AM | link to this | reply

Hazelnut, huh? Never liked anything flavored like hazelnut, so I guess the
ortolan has no reason to fear me.  Ironically, I love hazelnuts.  Go figure...

posted by saul_relative on October 31, 2007 at 11:03 PM | link to this | reply

Would any President of France lie? Hahahahahahaha.......poor birds~

posted by Offy on October 31, 2007 at 5:12 PM | link to this | reply

Some humans really don't deserve to be called human
Well of course ...they are usually called Pollies or Lawyers!

posted by Kabu on October 31, 2007 at 1:39 AM | link to this | reply

posted by Amanda__ on October 30, 2007 at 4:47 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
You find the neatest bits of information lurking somewhere. Thanks for sharing it with us.

posted by Justi on October 30, 2007 at 3:53 PM | link to this | reply

Naut, 6ft? That's not a moth. That's a bloody pteradactyl!

posted by _dave_says_ack_ on October 30, 2007 at 6:18 AM | link to this | reply

I guess when you come right down to it, the ortolan bunting probably
tastes like chicken. Especially when it's dunked in fanzy booze and toasted. It's possible some of these big agri-buzzards could find a way to make buntings out of soy, and end the risk of extinction for at least one species. 

posted by Pat_B on October 30, 2007 at 5:41 AM | link to this | reply

White
Have a shot of Armagnac, it'll make you feel better! Just make sure you take out the ortolan bunting first...

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:20 AM | link to this | reply

Re: You have a point !
I sometimes do, afzal!

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:16 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Awww poor little birds!
That's what I say, Whacky! And I know the wonder dog would never...give him a pat from me...

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:16 AM | link to this | reply

Enig
I trust that your respect for Mitterrand (R.I.P.) has now lessened...

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:13 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Wow. My dad almost made me eat a sparrow I shot
Strat, it is amazing that sparrows are not extinct, in view of the many generations of boys that have honed their marksmanship in plinking away at the poor little things! I must confess to the same crime! But my dad didn't catch me...

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:11 AM | link to this | reply

Katz
I guess a man with a name like yours can be relied upon to see the advantage in breeding birds for consumption...

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:05 AM | link to this | reply

rich
Why don't we just poach poachers?

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:02 AM | link to this | reply

Re: What the hell's a bogong?
A bogong, Dave, is a large Aussie moth, with a wingspan of about 6 ft, served as a delicacy in the finest Sidney restaurants, replacing that tedious yesterday's bird, turkey...

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 4:01 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Nautikos, the French eat songbirds?? Let's nuke them!!
Now there's a thought, Zena, but where'd you get your Chanel No. 5 ?

posted by Nautikos on October 30, 2007 at 3:57 AM | link to this | reply

Naut
Yuk! .... I just know this is not gonna be a good day! ....first I saw that movie by Enigmatic68 and now this!!!!!!!

pls excuse me


posted by White_Elephant on October 30, 2007 at 1:12 AM | link to this | reply

You have a point !

posted by afzal50 on October 29, 2007 at 10:34 PM | link to this | reply

Awww poor little birds!
Two smiles from me and Bo the wonder dog! =^..^=

posted by Whacky on October 29, 2007 at 9:25 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
In the end, I had more respect for Mitterand (R.I.P.), than Chirac...

posted by Enigmatic68 on October 29, 2007 at 6:41 PM | link to this | reply

Wow. My dad almost made me eat a sparrow I shot

with a BB gun.Scared the hell out of me -- made me damn sure careful -- shoot only game birds, if you're going to shoot at all.

 

 

posted by strat on October 29, 2007 at 6:28 PM | link to this | reply

Let's propagate them by getting to breed in numbers. That way, they will not be extinct and no need for poaching to happen. And the best is, that you get to roast them, grill them, steam them and do whatever you  want, anytime, anywhere.katzs

posted by katzs on October 29, 2007 at 6:20 PM | link to this | reply

nautikos
In Malaysia, illegal poaching leads to extinction of animal species. That's why poachers are fined when caught.

posted by richinstore on October 29, 2007 at 6:07 PM | link to this | reply

What the hell's a bogong?

posted by _dave_says_ack_ on October 29, 2007 at 5:59 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos, the French eat songbirds?? Let's nuke them!!

posted by Zena77 on October 29, 2007 at 5:39 PM | link to this | reply