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Re: Seems old Dave has outdone anything I can come up with...
awww!! don't
! I'm sure that's not true ;) Maybe I will take the smileys you used and make a poem out of that!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 16, 2007 at 2:52 AM
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Seems old Dave has outdone anything I can come up with...
posted by
teddypoet_TheGoodByeFade
on October 15, 2007 at 9:48 PM
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Re:
ooh, good one - thank you!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 7:16 PM
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here's one, 'Like a mirror I will reflect'..
katzs
posted by
katzs
on October 15, 2007 at 5:38 PM
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Re: crap. I see I'm late.
Nooo you're not late! The more suggestions the merrier! I'm grateful for them all - will do them all bit by bit!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 2:40 PM
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crap. I see I'm late.
waaaaaahhhhh!
posted by
FineYoungSinger
on October 15, 2007 at 2:05 PM
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Re: Oh Wow-opheliablue--I see you have ENOUGH NOW--Byeeee Chris.
Nooo! Come back - the more the merrier!!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 1:48 PM
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Oh Wow-opheliablue--I see you have ENOUGH NOW--Byeeee Chris.
posted by
Scramble
on October 15, 2007 at 1:33 PM
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Re: The nightclub toilet refused to unblock...
hahaha! Ok, that is probably the most unusual one so far! And I don't think I'll ask you for the details ;) We can both do poems for this one! :) Thanks!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 11:43 AM
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The nightclub toilet refused to unblock...
(Based on personal experience of the Hacienda toilets in Manchester.) You don't have to use this - but if you don't I might!!
posted by
Antonionioni
on October 15, 2007 at 10:39 AM
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teehee!
awww... was only kidding, I love your spontaneous poems!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 10:15 AM
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posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 9:22 AM
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Re: Actually, Wellyphant's isn't bad either...
LOL. Jeez! This is supposed to be helping *me* with my writing block - you're gonna get more poems out of it than I am!! :P
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:09 AM
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W_E
*snigger* Go eat something! Don't worry, it'll alllllllll be alright!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:08 AM
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Actually, Wellyphant's isn't bad either...
I thought I was enraged, but then
Bloody Dave commented again.
Oh how I wish he'd just go back
To saying
ack and
ack and
ACK!
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 9:08 AM
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Re: I think Offy's idea has some mileage...
LOL - very good! Ted Hughes would be proud of you ;)
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:07 AM
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6 (oops wrong blog ~ better go grab something to eat, I can't think straight!!!) ....
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 9:07 AM
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Offy
Thank you! So sorry... I didn't see your comment in amongst all the madness! I look forward to doing that one!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:06 AM
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I think Offy's idea has some mileage...
As I walked through the field of wheat
The bloody farmer ran over my feet
With his brand new combine harvester -
Then he said to I: "Arrr Mister..
Ave 'e got your plates caught in my blades...
Serves 'e right for tresp-arsing across my glades."
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 9:05 AM
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Re: A LONG FIRST LINE YET INTERESTING and some words
Thank you for some sanity Mark!!
Those are great - a really unusual first line and great words! Look forward to doing it!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:04 AM
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Re: Killer Llamas
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:02 AM
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W_E
Killer LLamas: We like that one... if we can change it to "we thought we were enraged but then..." - we are going to do that one.
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:01 AM
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Killer Llamas
OK, I'm very
unraged then! how does that sound? although you and me both know that I really mean
ENRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 9:01 AM
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Re: I can't stop now, you'll have to block me...
I can't block you until I've seen if you get any photos from Hebden Bridge, BUT then you can be sure I WILL BE!!!!!!!!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 9:00 AM
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White_Elephant
Killer LLamas: Look, we've tried to ignore this, but we're getting
REALLY ENRAGED by your thievery of our catchphrase. Kindly refrain from using the word ENRAGED or you will be hearing from the LLama Lawyer. It belongs to us.
Thank you.
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:59 AM
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.Dave.
and Dave (yes I'm reading your so called poem right this minute) how dare you call me Ancient!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm exceptionally ENRAGED!!!!
another first line for you Opheliablue
I thought I was enraged but then .....
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 8:58 AM
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A LONG FIRST LINE YET INTERESTING and some words
The two hamsters (mother and daughter) slept huddled together, even on the hottest of nights....
Five words:
stunning
binding
trespass
politician
grapes
posted by
maxcohen
on October 15, 2007 at 8:57 AM
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Who killed Kenny?
You'll have to wait until I've written the poem to find out :P I know, I know, you can hardly wait... oh what it is to be so famous..
(wtf? I turned into CK there for a moment)
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:57 AM
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Opheliablue
I've very enraged by your latest comment .... as if I'm ever gonna take any orders from a nutcase and continue a poem that he started!!!
.... I'm easily enraged when I'm hungry!
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 8:56 AM
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I walked through the field of wheat.......................
posted by
Offy
on October 15, 2007 at 8:56 AM
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Re: .Dave.
*snigger* Wow you're slow... just kidding!!! Don't hit me :(
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:56 AM
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damn I'm hungry!!!!!!!!!!!
erm so who killed Kenny then?
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 8:55 AM
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Attention White_Elephant!!
See the lines from .Dave. mentioning an elephant.. this is your mission, should you choose to accept it... a poem please, either beginning with those lines or including those lines ;)
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:55 AM
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.Dave.
shut the fu** up will you?
damn you're too fast ~ slow down, I'm stuck reading the half a loaf half a loaf half a loaf one!
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 8:54 AM
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Re: Um... um...
Killer LLamas: We're going to write that one. Actually we write all of the Hag's poetry, but this one we're going to do brilliantly and put OUR name to (we might credit you with the first 3 lines... maybe..)
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:53 AM
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I can't stop now, you'll have to block me...
Shall I compare thee to a Somerfield pie...
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 8:53 AM
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Re: OK, OK,
hahaha... hmm... that sounds ever so slightly vaguely familiar.. but no, I'm probably just imagining it...
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:52 AM
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I met an ancient elephant
She stoppeth one of three....
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 8:51 AM
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Re: .Dave.
It was... fu*king fantastic... actually, it was really good... I can feel a (serious) poem stirring in me... it'll probably take a few
years days for a serious one...
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:51 AM
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Um... um...
In Xanadu did Neutron Bomb
A stately millenium dome decree
But John Travolta with aplomb...
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 8:51 AM
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Well.. yes and no.. now!
The laughs help with the writer's block too for some reason!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:50 AM
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OK, OK,
Now is the discount of our winter tents...
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 8:48 AM
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! That's brilliant... truly.. *weeps* I'm so moved..
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:48 AM
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.Dave.
LOL!
I love it... will be working on it... I expect it to be the one that finally makes me the first female UK Poet Laureate :)
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:47 AM
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W_E
Thank you! Those are brilliant ones! teehee... looking forward to this!
posted by
opheliablue
on October 15, 2007 at 8:46 AM
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.Dave.
yes she wanted us to be serious you jackdaw!!!!! ....
OK Opheliablue, here's my very thought provoking erm first line (editor: somebody shoot me 
) ....
You thought you'd get away with this .....
Huh, was that any good???
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 8:44 AM
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Sorry, did you want us to be serious...?
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 8:39 AM
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Half a loaf, half a loaf, half a loaf onwards
Into the checkouts of Tesco
Cannons to the left of them,
But no Whiskas' Cat Milk.
Bastards.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 8:38 AM
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A first line...
I saw a host of golden jackdaws...
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 15, 2007 at 8:37 AM
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Opheliablue
5 words 1) Killer Llamas
2) Killer Alpacas
3) Killer Camels
4) Killer Dolphins
5) Oh my God they killed Kenny
P.S.
I bet you can come with a Killer poem on these words! ....
posted by
White_Elephant
on October 15, 2007 at 8:32 AM
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