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FINAL TALLY: 

By winning both of last night's games, I finished 10-4 on the week (and 11-3 against the spread).

 

P.S. Picking Atlanta was, obviously, a "typo"; I wouldn't bet on the Falcons to beat Temple University.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:26 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe I could fill in for Suzy Kolber, Corbin.

Or that woman with the six toes.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:23 AM | link to this | reply

Me, too, Whacky.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:22 AM | link to this | reply

I'm glad you clarified, A + B ...

Otherwise it would present a potential choking hazard.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:21 AM | link to this | reply

Apparently, bandana, it wasn't actually sprained (at least according to my uncle) ...

More like a "slight twist".

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:20 AM | link to this | reply

What did your dogs have to do with it, justanotherskinnybitch?

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:18 AM | link to this | reply

If only I could, Justi.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:17 AM | link to this | reply

Well, barely, riri.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 11, 2007 at 10:17 AM | link to this | reply

I think I hear......
ESPN calling.....

posted by Corbin_Dallas on September 11, 2007 at 5:17 AM | link to this | reply

Hope tomorrow is a better day!
Smiles from me and Bo =^..^= the wonder dog!

posted by Whacky on September 10, 2007 at 9:12 PM | link to this | reply

I meant the chips horizontal, not me. Haha.

posted by A-and-B on September 10, 2007 at 5:58 PM | link to this | reply

I eat my chips horizontal wise.

posted by A-and-B on September 10, 2007 at 5:58 PM | link to this | reply

Sorry, I no speaka Footballian.
How's your ankle doing? Better?

posted by bandanafish on September 10, 2007 at 4:12 PM | link to this | reply

I bit my lip yesterday - sharply.
Taking a bite of roasted tomato fritatta. Stupid canines.

posted by justanotherskinnybitch on September 10, 2007 at 3:56 PM | link to this | reply

Madamoiselle
Girl you can take it easy for awhile both ends are banged up pretty badly sounds like. Sorry!

posted by Justi on September 10, 2007 at 3:01 PM | link to this | reply

The Cowboys won!!!!

posted by riri0322 on September 10, 2007 at 2:56 PM | link to this | reply

The mouth is a very sensitive organ, Troosha.

Thus, for the foreseeable future, I'll only be eating foods that can be smushed into a fine paste. (Just like a Gerber baby.)

posted by Mademoiselle on September 10, 2007 at 1:19 PM | link to this | reply

The seasons seem to grow shorter every year, Enigmatic.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 10, 2007 at 1:16 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah, the first and last weeks are generally the two toughest to forecast, Offy.

I'm going to try to post my picks every week because last year I twice went 14-0. (Seriously.) So, hopefully, I can have some actual proof this time.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 10, 2007 at 1:14 PM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle
I know nothing about football but I do know about potato chip cuts     Ouch! They start to feel like the Grand Canyon after you rub your tongue over them and in reality it's probably as tiny as a pin head. 

posted by Troosha on September 10, 2007 at 1:05 PM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle
Football season started, already?! Damn, I want my Summer back!

posted by Enigmatic68 on September 10, 2007 at 12:49 PM | link to this | reply

That's darn good on the picks...especially for the first week...Hey maybe you can give me your picks for next week and I will call my bookie...lol

Sorry about the homeless guy...he needs to find a spot where no one walks, like in a corner or something...Poor man, hope you were wearing heels...

posted by Offy on September 10, 2007 at 12:37 PM | link to this | reply

Though, in fairness to him, Le divorce, he seemed to be a pretty sound sleeper.

He was snoring really loud.

posted by Mademoiselle on September 10, 2007 at 12:07 PM | link to this | reply

OH NO!
How dare that homeless guy roll over, Ugh.

posted by le_divorcee on September 10, 2007 at 11:59 AM | link to this | reply