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- Go to Jackie, before you go to the bar again, how about some cash prizes?
Pssst...Marge get over here...
posted by
Offy
on September 4, 2007 at 6:58 AM
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. B
Elvis and Annie weren't here...
posted by
Offy
on September 3, 2007 at 10:45 AM
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Oh and don't forget to dress like Elvis and thanks for kindly reminding me of Blogit Brain...He's MIA too...funny how they thought this place could just run itself Dave...uh can it?
Oh and I think we need to notify America's Most Wanted for Mr. and Mrs. B...Those two found the stash and probably took poor Brain and now Jackie hostage...and in Vegas no less! Thanks for the horse Dave...she'll get me there fine!
Oh and Dave, just in case Mr. and Mrs. B think it's the same old Offy on their trail, check me out, they will never recognize me..Course don't you forget to Dave, I mean Elvis..
posted by
Offy
on September 3, 2007 at 9:10 AM
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I think we may have to go to Vegas.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 3, 2007 at 8:56 AM
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Dave
Okay...I am focused and will not think of anything other than Whata Twerp, I mean Jackie..So does this mean I have to put down my delicious baloney sandwich right this second Dave? Oh and what about my tan? Ya know Dave I have Vegas on my mind, I mean Jeremiah..I mean Jackie.....
BTW...Where's Mr and Mrs. B???
posted by
Offy
on September 3, 2007 at 8:46 AM
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Offy, if Wyatt Earp had been seen down the salon instead of the saloon, they would have called him Whatta Twerp instead and the whole of history would be different. Stay focussed!
One of us Oldsters needs to look in here now and again to keep a check on things.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 3, 2007 at 8:38 AM
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PS
I checked the refrigerator and the freezer..and the dishwasher too. No sign of Jeremiah or Jackie in either place Dave...Could she be behind bars instead of in the bar?
posted by
Offy
on September 3, 2007 at 8:33 AM
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Oh and Dave
Do I have time to get my nails done?
posted by
Offy
on September 3, 2007 at 8:28 AM
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Dave
She's a lush? I think she took the money and went to Vegas...They give booze away there ya know...Course if she is MIA we might want to first check the attic of Mr. and Mrs. B then call out the posse. I am in, just let me saddle that horse and run to the tanning bed real quick.
posted by
Offy
on September 3, 2007 at 8:27 AM
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I think Mr & Mrs B have locked her in the attic for being too nice to us. She found out where the stash of money was under the bed and was gonna spend it on Blogit improvements, but they sussed her.
Poor Jackie. She should have stayed at the pub.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 3, 2007 at 5:46 AM
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Hey you too, count me in please! I really wouldn't care if prizes were in
pennies, many pennies maybe? The competition for writing is an excellent idea and of course only those wishing to participate would. I thought about this somewhat as to any negative; maybe it would be unfair to those not wishing to participate when those who do win, getting the kudos & advtz.? Just a thought.
posted by
roadscross
on September 1, 2007 at 2:00 PM
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I think it's a great idea Dave...Are we the only one's thinking like that though? I mean I can tell Mr. and Mrs. Blogit aren't in this week, but Jackie can't be at the pub all the time...can she Dave? Course if I were her, I might consider it!
It's Friday Dave...beer o'clock somewhere methinks~
posted by
Offy
on August 31, 2007 at 12:00 PM
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I know I said it in a jokey way, but it wasn't actually a joke. It was a serious suggestion...
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on August 30, 2007 at 2:19 AM
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