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The weirdest thing, Whacky et al, is that my mother actually told me how funny she thought this one was.
And usually she can't stand what she calls the "short, stupid ones".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 10:28 PM
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Wow, TAPS.
I don't quite know how to respond to that.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 10:24 PM
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Thanks for stopping by, 9457sue.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 10:23 PM
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As I am also so happy that you enjoyed it as well, Hazel.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 10:23 PM
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Thanks, Offy.
I'm glad you liked it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 10:22 PM
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Oh My!
A smile
from me and a WOOF! and
smile from Bo! =^..^=
posted by
Whacky
on May 17, 2007 at 8:13 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA,
mademoiselle, I love you.
posted by
TAPS.
on May 17, 2007 at 11:16 AM
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posted by
Star5_
on May 17, 2007 at 9:07 AM
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Madem....LMAO !
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on May 17, 2007 at 7:39 AM
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Omg...too funny! I swear the darnest things happen to you! Made a pot of coffee...hahahahaha
posted by
Offy
on May 17, 2007 at 6:03 AM
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Well, I had just gotten out of the shower, Rcky ...
and was (obliviously) walking in there to make myself a bagel.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 5:13 AM
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A bit edgy are we Madame?....LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on May 17, 2007 at 4:57 AM
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I'm not sure it even needed to be fixed, riri.
At least not until he started working on it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 4:54 AM
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Oh, shut up, Saul.
He was hardly my type.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 4:52 AM
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Hopefully not, Enigmatic.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 4:51 AM
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No, though my nerves were a bit frayed, Kabu.
However, I felt better after I drank a glass of water.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 4:50 AM
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Though, bandana, I think that might be some sort of a violation, actually.
Of what exactly, I'm not sure.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 17, 2007 at 4:47 AM
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did the wiring get fixed????
posted by
riri0322
on May 16, 2007 at 10:01 PM
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Shocking, Mademoiselle. You should really try eHarmony...
posted by
saul_relative
on May 16, 2007 at 9:47 PM
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Mademoiselle
Well, he probably didn't want to have kids, anyway!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on May 16, 2007 at 9:10 PM
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mademoiselle how were you to know?
Did you need an ambulance?
posted by
Kabu
on May 16, 2007 at 3:49 PM
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that strange, huh?
Then
I think you should post it, too.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 1:45 PM
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I'm strongly considering posting it, actually.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 11:43 AM
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What "wisdom"? What did he say?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 11:41 AM
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Too late, Strat ... he already left.
Though not without imparting a bit of "wisdom". It was the single most bizarre conversation I've ever had.
Now, I don't know whether to be horrified or mortified.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 11:11 AM
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Just tell him it's a new topical treatment for
erectile dysfunction. Not only will he not know what topical is, he won't know dysfunction either. So you will have completely petrified the poor old bastard both with a swift roundhouse kick and an intellectual barrage.
Of course, he may just be a 27 year old heavy smoker.
posted by
strat
on May 16, 2007 at 10:10 AM
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Few legends do, Scriber ...
That's why they're called "legends".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 10:04 AM
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Re: I'd say that legend would not stand up to test.
posted by
scriber
on May 16, 2007 at 9:54 AM
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That's a strange legend... a moral story maybe?
p.s. what's this "it" you are talking about? I
just can't figure it out.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:52 AM
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Then here's a novel suggestion, bandana:
Go get something to eat.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:50 AM
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How you manage to be so gentle AND not in one little comment.
At any rate, I am so hungry.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:47 AM
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Actually, Scriber, according to the legend, it got stuck and he was unable to pull it back out.
And thus, he was no longer able to go the bathroom. So he died.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:47 AM
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I know, bandana. I was just playing.
P.S. Probably the "transvestite" you were initially thinking of, actually.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:44 AM
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Re: died from low blows...possible i guess. I've been hit low a few times,
Didn't die, just wish I had for a few minutes.
posted by
scriber
on May 16, 2007 at 9:44 AM
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Geez, for the last time, I'm NOT little!
So who did I sound like?
(I didn't mean you would take offense to that. I meant whoever might be reading this... I'm just considerate like that.)
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:42 AM
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Men have died from that, Scriber.
There's a famous Russina urban legend involving a ballet dancer and her cheating spouse.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:40 AM
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Re: rethink priorities--duh, it's not like dying for love.
posted by
scriber
on May 16, 2007 at 9:38 AM
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Why would I take offense at that, bandana?
You androgynous little person you.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:36 AM
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who?
A transvestite? (No offense intended.)
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:34 AM
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Then you need to rethink your priorities, Scriber.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:33 AM
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You know who you sounded like just then, bandana?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:32 AM
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Yeah! Whatever! Nothing to be proud of when a 2342-year-old guy
having a crush on you. If he's younger, it's a
whole differently story then.
p.s. now? My dreams yesterday (one of them was really sweet) weren't very detailed.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:31 AM
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I'd take a kick in the nuts for love.
posted by
scriber
on May 16, 2007 at 9:31 AM
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Re: I'm not sure I can even be friends with you anymore, bandana.
We are just like little people (who are just like big people), except we do things, yet, a little differently. I demand you to be my friend.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:28 AM
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Do it now.
This guy still hasn't left yet, btw.
I think he loves me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:27 AM
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I'm planning to update my blog while
you... cable ready people something... go watch your fancy little cable tv!
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:24 AM
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I'm not sure I can even be friends with you anymore, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:22 AM
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shush!
It's not that big of a deal! Some people just don't watch tv and stuff...
I have better things to do anyways!
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:21 AM
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Oh ... my ... God.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:20 AM
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hm.. well.. I would like to
but my parents don't have cable.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:18 AM
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Are you watching the "Australia's Next Top Model" marathon, bandana?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:11 AM
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Re: Of course, fortunately, bandana, I didn't actually connect.
1) Yes, I recall that. In
Judo, correct? Master Googoogaga.
2) With six toes in each foot.
3) I know. It gets tricky when they pass 109... they all start to look the same.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 9:07 AM
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Of course, fortunately, bandana, I didn't actually connect.
Seeing as he'd be dead.
Considering the following:
1) I have a black belt.
2) I am (as you know) a pretty tall girl with fairly long legs.
3) He's roughly 800 years old.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 9:01 AM
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Whew, I'm glad you are safe!
Couldn't imagine
what would happen if you didn't kick him (as an early warning).
posted by
bandanafish
on May 16, 2007 at 8:58 AM
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Correction:
"Electrician" not "maintenance man".
Apparently, these guys are quite sensitive about that.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 8:25 AM
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You're welcome, Mysteria ...
I actually have an even more substantial post (hard as that may be to imagine) planned for later.
However, right now, I have to keep one eye on this (supposed) "maintenance man".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 8:23 AM
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Actually, it's 11:18 AM here, Foliage.
I took an early leave from school because I had more important business to attend to (a marathon of "Australia's Next Top Model" is on today).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 8:20 AM
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Madame...sincere thanks for the morning tickle my dear
roaaaaaaaaaaar!
posted by
mysteria
on May 16, 2007 at 8:13 AM
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Mademoiselle
Is that what you did? Oh dear. Too early this morning, was it?
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 16, 2007 at 8:10 AM
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Good morning, Foliage.
You mean
other than assaulting maintenance men?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 16, 2007 at 8:06 AM
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Mademoiselle - Good Morning!
Now what on earth are you up to day! lol
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 16, 2007 at 8:03 AM
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