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                    Thanks, davi5.  I get a lot of my humor from my mother.  She gets pissed 
                
                at me, too, stealing her lines all the time...
                
                    posted by
                    saul_relative
                     on May 26, 2007 at 7:27 PM
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                Now that's funny. You should be a comedian. You would get far with jokes like that.
                
                    posted by
                    NIGHTWRITE
                     on May 26, 2007 at 4:42 PM
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                    Thanks, FG.  Don't worry.  I won't need gas for at least a week.  I got a 
                
                few gallons two days ago. 
                
                    posted by
                    saul_relative
                     on May 14, 2007 at 9:06 PM
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                    saul
                
                Saw you in comments; haven't been over here for a bit.  This was funny --sort of.  Bizarre how stuff like this can actually happen.  Oh tomorrow's the big Gas Boycott, please don't buy any if you can.  Details in my blog.  Thanks!  
                
                    posted by
                    FoliageGold
                     on May 14, 2007 at 5:51 PM
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                    It is, hazel.  You know the old investigative line:  "There's no such thing
                
                as a coincidence."  Well, unfortunately, there is...  
                
                    posted by
                    saul_relative
                     on May 13, 2007 at 10:02 AM
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                    Re: Sometimes, hazel, there is such a thing as coincidence...
                
                saul..that's creepy!
                
                    posted by
                    hazel_st_cricket
                     on May 12, 2007 at 10:08 PM
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                    Sometimes, hazel, there is such a thing as coincidence...
                
                
                
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                    saul_relative
                     on May 8, 2007 at 8:01 PM
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                    OMG ! How ironic ! LOL ! TOO FUNNY !
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    hazel_st_cricket
                     on May 8, 2007 at 8:00 PM
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                    Was that you, scriber?  Was the mask I was wearing that much of a 
                
                giveaway?
                
                    posted by
                    saul_relative
                     on May 8, 2007 at 7:55 PM
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                    It's alright, john macnab.  We can make more of them...
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    saul_relative
                     on May 8, 2007 at 7:54 PM
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                    Cr Idea:  I once unthinking said, "Bet that bank has a lot of money in it.
                
                
                
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                    scriber
                     on May 8, 2007 at 4:45 AM
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                    saul_relative
                
                You may have instigated a massacre, saul_relative.
                
                    posted by
                    johnmacnab
                     on May 8, 2007 at 4:41 AM
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                    Very good, riri.  Healing the world one belly at a time...
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    saul_relative
                     on May 7, 2007 at 1:48 PM
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                    this brought about a belly laugh-
                
                    
  
                
                    posted by
                    riri0322
                     on May 7, 2007 at 9:12 AM
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