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You're right, M. I think I'll pass...
posted by
saul_relative
on May 7, 2007 at 1:47 PM
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Trust me. You don't want to know.
My mother got offended that I used the word "puke",
but to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 7, 2007 at 5:43 AM
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Maybe so. I really don't know. But what exactly is a "dillhole"? Is it a
dark place to stuff a dill? Furthermore, a dill what? Is it just another way to say "sourpuss"?
posted by
saul_relative
on May 6, 2007 at 10:57 PM
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As you undoubtedly know, Schilling used to pitch for the Phillies.
And it's nothing personal, but he always struck me as something of an assface dillhole.
"You should always go to other people's funerals;
otherwise, they won't come to yours."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 6, 2007 at 10:32 PM
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Funny, though, RI, that I love all those old Yankee stories about Yogi and
Lou, Joe and Babe, Mickey and Billy Martin. But you're right about not liking any of the New York teams. Growing up hearing about the Yanks and the miracle Mets and the miracle Jets, the vaunted Brooklyn Dodgers and the New York Giants, and even the Knicks were contenders when I was a kid. It was ridiculous. Besides, I'm a southern boy and I'm supposed to hate Yankees.
posted by
saul_relative
on May 6, 2007 at 10:12 PM
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And to think, Mademoiselle, he's lost 25 pounds to go back to the
Yankees. Of course, for $28 million, I'd lose 25 pounds, too. You don't like Schilling? You got something against the Red Sox? He's a pretty good pitcher, 15-7 last year, 3-1 already this year...
posted by
saul_relative
on May 6, 2007 at 10:07 PM
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Thanks, teddy poet.
posted by
saul_relative
on May 6, 2007 at 10:04 PM
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saul, I'm a Yankee hater, too, and wish Clemens had signed with ANYONE
else but them...actually there is not one N.Y. team I like, and it all stems from the Yankees winning series after series under old Casey (mainly)....
posted by
Rumor
on May 6, 2007 at 4:27 PM
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Seriously?
My boyfriend will be pleased.
Watch Clemens blow, though, and have an ERA of, like, 9.26. (Since he's in back in the DH league now.)
You know what I don't get? They always say how Clemens keeps himself in such great shape and everything. However, he looks almost as fat as that tub of lard Curt Schilling.
Some said it was a miracle when St. Francis suddenly appeared,
and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence.
Others claimed it was just a lucky swing.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 6, 2007 at 4:20 PM
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Love it, saul! Great write!
Batter up!
posted by
teddypoet_TheGoodByeFade
on May 6, 2007 at 3:19 PM
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