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Great post
funny-here's another one they love-Why are you pulling ME over You cut ME off. Doesn't go over well.
posted by
spanish_dragon
on August 2, 2007 at 1:23 AM
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Timmy - Wondering where and how you are?
posted by
FoliageGold
on June 13, 2007 at 12:27 PM
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Timmy
Just saying hello. Where are you?
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 20, 2007 at 2:13 PM
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near list, Timmy.............
You shouldn't make fun of our police officers though - you never know when you might need one. Take care.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 7, 2007 at 8:20 AM
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Timmy
Dropping by to say hello!
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 5, 2007 at 2:01 PM
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Another one is: what's your buckle number?
posted by
Straightforward
on May 4, 2007 at 11:01 AM
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cool list
also good to say.
-why are there two officers...is one not enough to give me a fine?
( i know some of you won't get it, just try)
posted by
calcutta
on May 4, 2007 at 1:37 AM
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Very funny but I don't think I'll be using any of them!
A rose
from me!
posted by
Whacky
on May 2, 2007 at 9:28 PM
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timmy
My favorite line is #14. Great post.
posted by
snubnose
on May 2, 2007 at 11:39 AM
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TIMMY
Great lines! Whenever I get stopped (it happens occasionally, due to the old 'Heavy-Foot' disease I am suffering from), I don't
talk to the cop, I just
smile. 'Cause I know my mouth is just gonna get me into more trouble...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 2, 2007 at 5:57 AM
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How about,
"Can I have fries with that?" Or, "You asshole, you made me drop my bong!"
posted by
strat
on May 2, 2007 at 5:44 AM
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Timmytales
thanks for rhe laughs!!!
posted by
Nanaroo
on May 2, 2007 at 5:41 AM
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Great stuff TIMMY...I especially like #11!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on May 2, 2007 at 5:38 AM
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timmy
not a bad list. Thanks for sharing.
posted by
richinstore
on May 2, 2007 at 2:44 AM
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whoops, thats the fake one..lol..well, if the cop's eyes are glazed he'll
never know the difference..
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posted by
Rumor
on May 1, 2007 at 8:14 PM
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timmy
Oh so that is my problem I used them all especially the donut one, I like that the best, will you come bail me out of jail
posted by
Lanetay
on May 1, 2007 at 6:12 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!....
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on May 1, 2007 at 5:48 PM
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LOL I have plenty to tell but can't seem to put down my beer to type.
posted by
8-ball
on May 1, 2007 at 5:41 PM
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Timmy
lol! This so reminds me of my times in FL as the police, sheriff's and state troopers never knew what to do with me. It was so funny. If I may share (i'll have to blog on this one day because there are so many stories), one night after my dear friend JM --may he RIP-- was finally, 'climatized' to his interfon treatments for Hep C, he wanted to go out. Where? A gay bar. Well, okay, but there aren't any gay bars in 'Zero Beach'. Long story short, we heard about one. A 30 minute drive up A1A to Melbourne. I wasn't paying attention going over the island bridge and whir, whir, whir a state trooper. "Ma'am?" Yes sir. "May I see your drivers license and registration?" The license was no problem to me, but to him it was because it was Canadian. "Sir?" "Yes, Ma'am?" "This is a rental car. Where's the registration?" "Ma'am?" "Yes, sir?" "Have you had anything to drink tonight?" "Yes, sir. I had two glasses of wine with dinner." JM slumped in the passenger seat the whole tiime and worried about the officer talking to him and finding out he was gay. But the worst of it for JM was trying to figure out how to tell his eldest brother J --ex OSI guy, Chief of Police and Sheriff-- that his girlfriend was in the slammer for speeding. The whole thing was quite funny actually as the trooper let me go and I was doing 89 in a 50; jailbird time in Florida. I was sooooooooooooooo lucky. I have so many stories! --Mary ooooooooooh, I so miss JM.
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 1, 2007 at 5:01 PM
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Tim
I avoid uniforms at all cost...cops scare me and yet I date them.....go figure!
posted by
Offy
on May 1, 2007 at 4:48 PM
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Tim
My fine was doubled once when I took exception to the officer asking me my age. I'm still outraged at it all!!!!!!!!
posted by
Kabu
on May 1, 2007 at 4:41 PM
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Timmy........
I hear you well...........
posted by
star4sky5
on May 1, 2007 at 4:37 PM
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Timmy
"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed."
Thank you
-smartdog
posted by
smartdog_670
on May 1, 2007 at 2:22 PM
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