Comments on To declaw is to remove a knuckle

But then, won't the cat, like, jump up and claw your face off when you least suspect it?

And then, you'll be trying to call an ambulance, but you won't be able to, because you can't see since there's so much blood in your eyes?

And then, you'll just end up laying there, dying, in a pool of your own blood?

Because if that's gonna be the case, quite frankly, I'd rather just have the cat's knuckles removed.

"Around 3 PM, when your
blood sugar and energy are low,
some say that Robert Goulet appears
and messes with your stuff."

posted by Mademoiselle on April 23, 2007 at 1:59 PM | link to this | reply