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Pat B
Ha ha! That would indeed have been the perfect response! Funny funny! Maybe you can use it in a story someday!

posted by Helen_Bach on March 7, 2007 at 9:08 AM | link to this | reply

Troosha
A backspace on the tongue! Now, somewhere up there, the Great Creator of All is pounding his head on a cloud shouting, "Darnit! I knew I forgot something!"

posted by Helen_Bach on March 7, 2007 at 9:06 AM | link to this | reply

Thank You

posted by 1TimeSoldier on March 7, 2007 at 3:15 AM | link to this | reply

What a positve and encouraging influence you are luv.

posted by Kabu on March 6, 2007 at 4:10 PM | link to this | reply

We have some awesome company, Helen
Read what Saint Paul writes about what others say about him in 2 Corinthians 10:10

For his letters, say they, are weighty and powerful; but his bodily presence is weak, and his speech contemptible.

posted by cpklapper on March 6, 2007 at 4:04 PM | link to this | reply

I think it's the element of surprise that makes us think of the
perfect answer after it's too late. When we're writing a conversation between two characters, there's no off-the-wall thing that makes us tongue-tied.  I had two babies born 51 weeks apart (Irish twins). One was blonde and fair, the other was dark-haired. One took after the German grandmother on daddy's side of the family, and the other took after the French Canadians on mommy's. A woman in the supermarket made a point of asking if the two were brothers. Had I been married before? and finally did they have the same father? Only next day did I have the perfect answer, which would have been "Yes, they have the same father: Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde." 

posted by Pat_B on March 6, 2007 at 2:51 PM | link to this | reply

Helen
I think it's because there's no backspace key on our tongue.  We can always delete or white-out a written word but once a word is spoken it can't be edited. 

posted by Troosha on March 6, 2007 at 2:35 PM | link to this | reply

Whinge
Well, we had to have the full tourist experience when we were there! Of course, not only did we click away with the cameras like a group of Japanese tourists (I am, after all, half), we also bought the full-colored glossy of my nostrils pressed against the germy stone surface!

posted by Helen_Bach on March 6, 2007 at 2:53 AM | link to this | reply

I didn't even kiss the Blarney Stone, it's way too slimy up there.

I was wearing heels, and kept sole surfing in the wet around the top of the castle.  There was no way, I was upending myself in a plummetting crab position, have my top slip down to my ears exposing my stretchmarks and natty bra. 

Also the fella holding the kissers looked like he needed a good feed, and to practise more with some weights, or bags of coal or something.  I didn't trust him to not let me slip, and have my head wedged down by the bars.

As for wit, somewhat ok, or maybe people just laugh politely.  Like yourself, way better on paper, so not rapier, just paper/papier wit.

posted by CringeintheUSA on March 6, 2007 at 2:47 AM | link to this | reply

Whacky
Hope they wake up feeling happy and refreshed!

posted by Helen_Bach on March 6, 2007 at 2:28 AM | link to this | reply

Hi there Kasthu!
That club of introverts must be quite a wild party! Well, drinks are on the house! Beneath still waters and all that, you know!

posted by Helen_Bach on March 6, 2007 at 2:26 AM | link to this | reply

Kabu, Kabu
After reading that little bit about "Alex", I don't believe a word of it! Don't know about witty dialogue, but you write a mean narrative! I quite liked it!

posted by Helen_Bach on March 6, 2007 at 2:23 AM | link to this | reply

Aerial 70
Oh yeah! Forgot about that! Well, guess that proves that the Blarney Stone is a big phoney! Either that, or hanging upside down while kissing the slimy thing caused all that eloquence to sink down to my fingers!

posted by Helen_Bach on March 6, 2007 at 2:21 AM | link to this | reply

Just hope your fingers don't take a nap right in the middle of a witty...
comment!ZZzzzzzzzz
A rose from Bo =^..^= and one from me!

posted by Whacky on March 5, 2007 at 8:26 PM | link to this | reply

I'm a die hard introvert, too
Welcome to the club!

posted by Kasthu on March 5, 2007 at 6:19 PM | link to this | reply

Helen you are indeed a kindred spirit. Because I write people wait for me
to be funny and quick with the wit but I aint. actually I admire you cos I can't even be original with the wit when I write.

posted by Kabu on March 5, 2007 at 2:11 PM | link to this | reply

Helen

 

Simple, my dear ; inside you is a smartarse motormouth trying to get out. Just let her go, and she'll be another face that launches a thousand quips.

Shoor, wasn't it yerself dat was after kissin' the Blarney stone ; after a night on the poteen?

posted by ariel70 on March 5, 2007 at 1:28 PM | link to this | reply

You have a captivating style .

posted by afzal50 on March 5, 2007 at 1:05 PM | link to this | reply