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Twainman
Lets not hang the man until there's some semblance of a trial. This is Indo-China remember...
posted by
Antipodean
on March 6, 2007 at 7:11 PM
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Too Hot
( Another ditty about dead flowers.)
Why are half my flowers dead?
Are they just too hot?
Could it be they're ugly?
When it's boiling out,
pretty's what they're not!
I think clothes are pretty
when they make them right ...
So is crystal, gold and art
when it's formed of heaven's plight.
But the short shorts and bikinis ...
Yuck and puke and augh!
Fear for my daughters
is what they leave me.
On the beach, they just attract sharks!
Jellyfish, and man-o-wars.
Slimy seaweed on our oars.
Blech, puke, icky gritty
HotBeotchy sandy bores,
snobby, oily, so unfriendly,
gaining sex purrrrredators!
Half my flowers dead.
Need some what-err? and less heat ...
And since we live in Texas,
making my own clothes
will be quite a feat.
posted by
Jenasis
on March 2, 2007 at 3:11 PM
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Twainman
the muderer will have to pay for his deed according to the law.
posted by
richinstore
on March 2, 2007 at 8:25 AM
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The swimming will give you peace again. Water does that.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on March 1, 2007 at 10:36 PM
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