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Yeah, Pat B. All my kids think they're comedians and the fiancee and I are
downhome smartasses. It's a neverending parade of barbs, jokes, insults, innuendo, and sarcasm. I'm the dry humorist.
posted by
saul_relative
on February 21, 2007 at 12:09 PM
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I like the kid. Great comeback. Your dinner table must be a laugh riot.
posted by
Pat_B
on February 20, 2007 at 1:53 PM
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I believe it was an actual dream embellished, Troosha. Harboring thoughts
of eliminating a stern or restrictive figure from one's life is common among the young and unempowered. He also understands that, unlike his father, I can take a morbid joke without verbally chastising and denigrating him...
posted by
saul_relative
on January 16, 2007 at 12:10 PM
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Would that he dream such dreams of his authoritative, misanthropic
father, Whacky, but the problems of childhood apparently will be exorcised through me...
posted by
saul_relative
on January 16, 2007 at 12:05 PM
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Saul
Whether it was an actual dream or not it was a crafty retort....
posted by
Troosha
on January 15, 2007 at 7:52 AM
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Uh oh...at least he dreams about you. hum?
posted by
Whacky
on January 14, 2007 at 9:34 PM
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The alternative is to kill them... and it's still against the law, soooo...
posted by
saul_relative
on January 14, 2007 at 10:18 AM
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Saul.. very cute..gotta love kids!!
posted by
Blue_feathers
on January 14, 2007 at 10:07 AM
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Thanks, Passionflower. There are only paring knives in the kitchen.
No guns, no hunting knives, no bows, no implements of destruction. I will provide no child in my house with the means of dispatching me short of a good grasp of chemistry...
posted by
saul_relative
on January 14, 2007 at 10:05 AM
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LOL - Funny story...KIDS!!!!! Do watch your back though
posted by
Passionflower
on January 14, 2007 at 10:00 AM
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First I'd heard about it, SW. True story, though. Damn step-kids --
they should be outlawed. I'd beat him senseless, but I don't believe you can have a negative IQ. Not to mention that he isn't red-headed.
posted by
saul_relative
on January 14, 2007 at 9:34 AM
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Maybe he draws them from their perspective
It's not a good idea to mock people that dream about killing you. =)
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on January 14, 2007 at 1:04 AM
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