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Tanga
LOL! I find some of them humorous but then again my humor is a bit twisted too.
posted by
bel_1965
on December 18, 2006 at 7:08 AM
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LOL Whacky
I'll be jumping on that bandwagon! LOL! Just not in this lifetime!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 18, 2006 at 7:07 AM
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Is that one of those informercials?
Hate them as everyone looks so happy and try to make you wonder how on earth you have survived to date without the product they are selling. I turn the TV off.
posted by
Tanga
on December 17, 2006 at 10:27 PM
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Gotta check that one out!
posted by
Whacky
on December 17, 2006 at 8:44 PM
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Wiley
I have to agree with you!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 7:22 PM
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LOL Passion
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 7:21 PM
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Justi
I believe you are right!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 7:21 PM
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bel 1965
Uh, think I'll take a pass on that luv.lol
posted by
WileyJohn
on December 17, 2006 at 7:16 PM
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In that case, the turkeys of America thank you....
The pigs are pretty pissed though.
posted by
Passionflower
on December 17, 2006 at 5:02 PM
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bel
Bel I think that was meant to be some sort of tongue twister that got out of hand, don't you?
posted by
Justi
on December 17, 2006 at 3:03 PM
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LOL Chrome
Mine either!!!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 2:26 PM
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bel
I don't do yoga or ballet and neither does my booty! LOL!
posted by
Butterball
on December 17, 2006 at 2:20 PM
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We had ham Passion
I'm not overly crazy about poultry.
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 1:06 PM
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I totally agree...
At Thanksgiving we ate steak leftovers from dinner the night before....I envied all those people that had a big, happy house full of loved ones and turkey etc.
I really missed my turkey and dressing and cranberry sauce.
posted by
Passionflower
on December 17, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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LOL Maggie
I don't think I can either.
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 11:28 AM
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I took a peek, bel. I don't think I can do that. lol
posted by
MaggieMae
on December 17, 2006 at 11:21 AM
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Passion
I refuse to NOT EAT...I like food!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 11:04 AM
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There's a new story on Yahoo about how to avoid gaining
Weight over the holidays...I think basically, you can't eat anything.
posted by
Passionflower
on December 17, 2006 at 10:58 AM
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LOL Pat
Me too!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 10:40 AM
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LOL Saul
How does one take ANYTHING with the word Booty in it seriously. I kind of like the pirate jargon suggestion though.
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 10:39 AM
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My fiance and I were sitting around surfing the channels when we caught
this ridiculous new workout in passing, bel. We couldn't stop making wisecracks. And who the hell uses the term ''booty'' anymore? Go ahead. Use it in a sentence. It sounds childish and ridiculous. Try to be sexy with it. Go on. You can't do it. There's a slang word that needs to be relegated to bad Blaxploitation films, bad period films of the 60's and 70's, caricatures of trailor trash and ghetto life, and pirate jargon where appropriate.
posted by
saul_relative
on December 17, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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Love of fried potatoes accounts for my extremely great booty. :)
posted by
Pat_B
on December 17, 2006 at 10:32 AM
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LOL David
I think I like your suggestion the best!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 10:18 AM
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Yoga Booty Ballet? Naww, people don't need that!
I find that the best thing for the old caboose is a rigourous daily work-out doing a much more pleasurable exercise!
Ain't nothing better for a booty than using it properly! 
posted by
David1Spirit
on December 17, 2006 at 10:10 AM
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fourcats, hahahahaha, thanks for the free lesson! LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on December 17, 2006 at 10:03 AM
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LOL Fourcats
It's sure cheaper than the video!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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shellyb - let me save you the cost of the video.
stand up. bend over and tie your shoes. stand up. sit down. stand up. bend over and untie your shoes. stand up. sit down. repeat. repeat. repeat.
walk upstairs. walk downstairs. walk upstairs. walk downstairs. walk upstairs. walk downstairs.
lift a chair up over your head. put it down. lift a chair up over your head. put it down. lift a chair up over your head. put it down.
when you get really good at it, stand up, bend over and tie your shoes. stand up. lift a chair up over your head and walk up and down the stairs. put the chair down. sit down. repeat, repeat, repeat. i guarantee if you do this every day for two weeks, you'll notice a difference in your body!
posted by
fourcats
on December 17, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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LOL me too Shelly!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 17, 2006 at 9:49 AM
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Oh yea...I'll jump right on that.
LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on December 17, 2006 at 9:45 AM
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