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Thank you to everyone who commented here ...
And no, I (obviously) wasn't dead.
Just "otherwise indisposed".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 19, 2007 at 9:03 PM
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posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on February 14, 2007 at 5:21 AM
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I hope you are still with us. . .
I see it's been a while since you've posted on this blog.
posted by
stbond
on February 10, 2007 at 3:14 PM
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mademoiselle - thinking of you and missing you.
posted by
fourcats
on January 21, 2007 at 7:44 PM
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Happy New Year
Hope you are feeling better. You are so funny even when you don't feel well!
posted by
MsVision
on January 1, 2007 at 3:25 AM
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mademoiselle - happy holidays.
posted by
fourcats
on December 26, 2006 at 10:29 PM
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you don't really know whats in the letter??? It could be another assassination attempt??? Don't turn your back
. But I don't think that its your
yet. Are you a spy or double agent??
posted by
ThomasFranklin
on December 25, 2006 at 10:34 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on December 24, 2006 at 2:59 PM
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You poor thing!
I hope you're feeling better.....
posted by
Troosha
on December 18, 2006 at 4:02 PM
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Hey, you, how's it going?
posted by
bandanafish
on December 17, 2006 at 4:01 PM
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Mademoiselle
What's a little drool among friends. You should have autographed it for him and told him to put it away for a few years and when you are famous he will be glad that he has it.
posted by
TAPS.
on December 16, 2006 at 7:07 PM
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okay…..so if one actually is a ‘senior’ (but how would one know? some restaurants and movie theatres think that i am – others think not; just proves the fickleness of life) then wouldn’t every moment be a senior moment & therefore, nothing particularly special…..and following this thought, then every hour would be a senior hour and every day a senior day…..which reminds me of the toll booth attendant who, upon my inquiring brusquely ‘how are you’ replied, ‘every day’s a holiday and every meal’s a feast’……and what do you mean…..exactly…..by ‘random events’? 
MoonSpirit 
posted by
syzygy
on December 16, 2006 at 1:22 AM
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Madame...My drool is the bane of my existence!
Curse Ye Wretched Drool ! Well actually it's a love hate thing
posted by
mysteria
on December 15, 2006 at 9:01 PM
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whatever you do, don't trust your aunt! clearly she's at the center of all
of this, i mean,
she's the one that pointed out that whole "pasty" business and has your uncle pretending to play it down, causing
focused concern and whatnot. i don't trust either of them.
posted by
fourcats
on December 15, 2006 at 8:55 PM
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Correction:
Um, I meant "techn
icolor" ...
obviously.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 15, 2006 at 1:31 PM
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I abhor technocolor!
As well as that awful musical which glorifies it!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 15, 2006 at 1:30 PM
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in yellowy-green technicolor
posted by
Azur
on December 15, 2006 at 1:23 PM
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That paints a picture
posted by
Azur
on December 15, 2006 at 1:23 PM
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Clarification:
Actually, drool might be a form of mucous ...
So, to clarify: I meant "snot".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 15, 2006 at 1:21 PM
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The mucous probably didn't help, either, Azur.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 15, 2006 at 1:19 PM
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Yes, it must have been the drool
that tipped the balance
posted by
Azur
on December 15, 2006 at 1:13 PM
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One shudders to imagine, Jazwolf.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 15, 2006 at 1:07 PM
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Mademoiselle--- Thank goodness you made that stop at the mall. Imagine
what your condition would be otherwise.
posted by
Jazwolf
on December 15, 2006 at 7:56 AM
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I was joking.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 10:40 PM
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Nope. I cannot repeat it.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 10:38 PM
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Oh, I replied you earlier.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 10:37 PM
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I don't remember what I said.
Could you repeat it?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 10:35 PM
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haha.
I just read your
. So you think so, too? haha.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 10:24 PM
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Ditto.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 10:19 PM
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posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 10:15 PM
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But you know the old joke, food4thought:
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine ... I guess that's why so many of us died of tuberculosis.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 10:08 PM
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Drink lots of fluids...
Rest and watch funny movies. laughter is the best medicine.
posted by
food4thought
on December 14, 2006 at 9:53 PM
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I know.
I can only recall her saying one stupid thing ever.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 9:45 PM
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Manon is a genius.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 9:44 PM
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Editor's note:
Changed blog description (at Manon's suggestion).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 9:41 PM
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Apparently not, Passion ...
if he can't even tell the difference between a fever and Polonium poisoning!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 9:20 PM
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I hope you're feeling better...the flu is going around now...
Of course, there's that pesky E-coli outbreak too - Maybe you should check with a "REAL" doctor...wink, wink...(do neurosurgeons really know about sore throats and stuff?)
posted by
Passionflower
on December 14, 2006 at 9:14 PM
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P.S.
Assuming, of course, I don't vanish mysteriously once again.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 6:02 PM
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Not quite, A + B ...
It will be discussed in a (very) near future post, actually.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 6:01 PM
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Would that be the common currency? That is one of the best kind of gifts.
posted by
A-and-B
on December 14, 2006 at 6:00 PM
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At least I woke up before missing my stop, Whacky.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 5:56 PM
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I just need to somehow find the proof, sneakermzp.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 5:55 PM
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Hope you are all right now.
Try to be more careful...No more sleeping on the bus!
posted by
Whacky
on December 14, 2006 at 5:55 PM
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damn life sounds like a struggle i know how you feel
well maybe not as bad as you, never had anyone try to kill me before. hang in there and put gum in that girls hair and tell her its from sneaker. lol
posted by
sneakermzp
on December 14, 2006 at 5:47 PM
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The problem is I only really want one thing.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 5:36 PM
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How about this:
Make a wish list and let the givers choose what to give you. Let them cross out the item they choose to give.
posted by
A-and-B
on December 14, 2006 at 2:56 PM
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For myself, A + B?
Or for others?
Because I generally get screwed.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 2:28 PM
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How are your preparations for Christmas presents?
posted by
A-and-B
on December 14, 2006 at 2:26 PM
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That's very sweet of you to say, A + B.
These long gaps between posts are really starting to bug me, though. Thankfully, I have Christmas vacation coming up.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 2:06 PM
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Humor doesn't go on sick leave. You're still as funny as ever.
posted by
A-and-B
on December 14, 2006 at 1:59 PM
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So you hadn't before?
Thanks a lot!
My experiment is ruined.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 1:34 PM
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I followed the instruction in your e-mail this time...
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 1:28 PM
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Whatever, Bandana.
Btw, read my before you go ... it's important.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 1:24 PM
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I wish I glew in the dark, Corbin ...
So I wouldn't keep stubbing my toe on the bed post.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 1:22 PM
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hm, I realized I talk about Rach. a lot today, sorry about that.
Hey, can I talk to you later? I was too nervous this morning; couldn't eat anything, and now I'm starving.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 1:21 PM
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No, but.......
it's radium.......causes the glow in the dark...do you?
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on December 14, 2006 at 1:20 PM
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There's actually a restaurant in Chinatown called Tung's Garden ...
I'm going to post about it later on.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 1:15 PM
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Next time, say "late night talk show host", instead.
Or, better yet, "ghastly sideshow freak".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 1:14 PM
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oh... now I know why Rachel wasn't happy about my "radio host" comment.
I meant to tell her that she was a really, really funny person, but I guess it didn't come out right.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 1:12 PM
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Bandana, I once told someone he had a radio face and a newspaper voice.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 1:05 PM
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Who's T**g? How would you pronounce that?
Actually, Rach has the list.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 1:04 PM
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That's where Polonium comes from, Corbin?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 1:04 PM
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Would you be offended if someone told you you should be a
radio host?
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 1:01 PM
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Uhhhh.....
You don't think your brother is scraping off old watch hands and putting it in your food?
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on December 14, 2006 at 1:01 PM
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A high school senior moment, T**g?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 12:59 PM
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Thank you, SYMPHONY.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 12:59 PM
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You should post that list.
I'm actually thinking about writing up a bunch of lists, just so I'll have something to post when I'm too sick to conceive something coherent.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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Get well soon.
posted by
_Symphony_
on December 14, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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you had a senior moment.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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One time, everthing looked really blurry ...
and I couldn't figure out why, until I realized I was wearing my glasses
and my contacts.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 12:56 PM
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Actually, there's more to that story, which got me on her "ten most
romantic things someone has ever said to me" list.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 12:53 PM
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Oh. HA-ha. You are so funny!
Seriously though, back in high school (senior year), for some reason, I didn't wear my contact lenses one day, and I said to Rachel, "wow, I can't see anything. Everything is so blurry" followed by, "You are really pretty today." I think she got a little offended...
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 12:51 PM
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On an unrelated note ... does Hannah wear glasses?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 12:46 PM
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The jury went well, and Hannah thinks I'm cute (why wouldn't she?)
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 12:44 PM
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You already told me ...
What was so good about it?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 12:39 PM
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well... that's a good word. Maybe you can check it out sometimes, randomly.
So, you had a bad day, huh?
I had a good day.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 12:34 PM
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Ya, Bandana ...
He's a neurosurgeon, actually.
And no, I am not familiar with that term.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 12:31 PM
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Wow, so your uncle is a doctor?
You don't mean a
veterinarian, right? I do hope you get well soon. Randomly, have you ever heard of the word, "psychosomatic"? Just wondering, randomly.
posted by
bandanafish
on December 14, 2006 at 12:29 PM
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Um, I said businessman, SuccessWarrior ...
Not bus driver.
That would have been weird.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 11:57 AM
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I'm not sure you should have your head in the lap of a busdriver
while he's driving. Could be distracting.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on December 14, 2006 at 11:37 AM
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It's always good to look at the bright side, Bel ...
Even if it means taking comfort in the misery of others.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 14, 2006 at 11:28 AM
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Well now I feel better
at least I didn't pass out on a bus!
posted by
bel_1965
on December 14, 2006 at 11:24 AM
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