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Santa needs more than just a ladder up his ass, food4thought. I have
never put up christmas lights; never will. There's so much redneck blood in me, I'm afraid that if I ever put them up, I'll never take them down.
posted by
saul_relative
on December 8, 2006 at 9:16 AM
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I'm with you!
When we did we as a society decide that trees belong in the house and lights belong outside the house. Sounds like a bunch of drunks if you ask me. Kudos for keeping your lights going for as long as you did. You've earned the right to sit back and enjoy everyone elses. Loved you story!
posted by
allyk
on December 8, 2006 at 4:51 AM
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Bottoms Up FoodDude!!!
LoL !
posted by
mysteria
on December 7, 2006 at 10:05 PM
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Mysteria...
I forgot the first time...
posted by
food4thought
on December 7, 2006 at 10:01 PM
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Mademoiselle...
I just go the the dollar store, get a pickup load of cheap ornaments, super glue them to the tree, then just throw the whole mess away!
If I did all my bidding
I would surely be arrested
Don't try anything I say
It's not UL tested.
posted by
food4thought
on December 7, 2006 at 10:00 PM
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Passionate flower...
The last time I decorated, they had to call in FEMA, that wasn't you was it?
posted by
food4thought
on December 7, 2006 at 9:57 PM
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Mademoiselle You are crackin me up now!
I like the pink part in your comment...you silly one you!
posted by
mysteria
on December 7, 2006 at 9:56 PM
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Whacky...
I think the FCC specifically prohibits Santa with a ladder up his butt!
posted by
food4thought
on December 7, 2006 at 9:55 PM
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Mysteria...
(in a Homer Simpson - like voice) Mmmmmmm hot cider!
posted by
food4thought
on December 7, 2006 at 9:54 PM
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There's a house in our neighborhood, where the people just go completely overboard with the lights.
I swear, it's like an assault on the senses. It literally burns your retinas. I'm sure it's going to cause an accident one of these days.
Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top,
and bend it clear over the ground,
and then let her fly,
because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on December 7, 2006 at 9:28 PM
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LMAO....I wouldn't decorate at all if I were you...
Too damn dangerous!
posted by
Passionflower
on December 7, 2006 at 8:59 PM
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So we won't be seeing your display on the tv news?
That was a really funny post!
posted by
Whacky
on December 7, 2006 at 8:28 PM
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Hi FoodDude...I'm glad you said "scrooge it" to the x-mas lights
There are people round here that are inceasingly hiring others to do it for them. I see signs all over advertising it. I amagine they are roofers or tree workers making extra x-mas money. The tools of their trade like trucks, lifts, and climbing know how surely make it easier. I would much prefer to sit back w/ my cider and watch someone else do it!
posted by
mysteria
on December 7, 2006 at 8:28 PM
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