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You sound way too comfortable.......

posted by Corbin_Dallas on December 8, 2006 at 3:45 PM | link to this | reply

It's because of drivers like this that grandma got run over by a reindeer!

posted by Offy on December 8, 2006 at 3:39 PM | link to this | reply

posted by Amanda__ on December 8, 2006 at 7:49 AM | link to this | reply

Thank you, Doll.

posted by TAPS. on December 8, 2006 at 7:29 AM | link to this | reply

FMW
The  beer?

posted by Corbin_Dallas on December 8, 2006 at 7:28 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS.....
I thought it was very cute!   I have just been playing it along.....why should anyone be offended?  It was in good humor and spirit......

posted by Corbin_Dallas on December 8, 2006 at 7:26 AM | link to this | reply

Creative take on this Corbin. Wonder what made him think that was a good
idea?

posted by FreeManWalking on December 8, 2006 at 7:25 AM | link to this | reply

Corbin_Dallas, I'm throwing my hat in to see if it stays, and in what condition, before I enter.  I got a little carried away poking fun at Blogit Family members last night and this morning I'm a bit ashamed of myself.

posted by TAPS. on December 8, 2006 at 7:23 AM | link to this | reply

Joe Love.....thank you
Oh...to only be half as good at humor writing as you are......

posted by Corbin_Dallas on December 8, 2006 at 5:38 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks Naut.....
It's fun to escape for the tsunami of seriousness that is sometimes prevelent around here.........

posted by Corbin_Dallas on December 8, 2006 at 5:37 AM | link to this | reply

Cute post, Corbin
I heard about the runaway parade float today at work.  I was wondering what made him do it.  Now I know the rest of the story! 

posted by Joe_Love on December 7, 2006 at 8:47 PM | link to this | reply

Corbin
As always, hilarious stuff! Are you sure you wouldn't rather be a broadcaster than a blogger?

posted by Nautikos on December 7, 2006 at 8:18 PM | link to this | reply

I dunno, Corbin, I'm afraid, surely SOMEONE will be offended by these here

fictional comments of yers so you better watch out!

(But I secretly admit that I thoroughly enjoyed reading this!)

posted by JanesOpinion on December 7, 2006 at 7:29 PM | link to this | reply

We southerners are accustomed to people making fun of us.

And we don't mind...oh no...not at all...

{This was funny though}

posted by Passionflower on December 7, 2006 at 11:25 AM | link to this | reply

CD
This is funny stuff...what a riot, wish we had parades like that~

posted by Offy on December 7, 2006 at 11:00 AM | link to this | reply

Corbin Dallas
Oh! That is a scream. Not the turkey who did this stupid thing but your comentary is so perfect. I am litterly ROFL.

posted by Justi on December 7, 2006 at 10:42 AM | link to this | reply

excellent, you have the commentators dialogue down pat. funny.

posted by fourcats on December 7, 2006 at 10:19 AM | link to this | reply

Only because you are a southerner do you get away with this.
I personally adore the south and the people and I can tell you from experience, it's not just in the south that there are idiots driving drunk in a parade.  We had to remove a driver from my hometown parade last year because he thought it would be OK to sit his kid on his lap and drive a huge farmall tractor (you know the ones with wheels that have to be at least 8'-10' high) while drinking Jack straight from the bottle.

posted by bel_1965 on December 7, 2006 at 9:39 AM | link to this | reply

Corbin
I enjoyed your humorous twist on the event - the commentators on the ladders, in particular.  Small town parades can be pretty hokey (I live in a small town so I can say this) - at least this one had a bit of excitment.

posted by Troosha on December 7, 2006 at 8:20 AM | link to this | reply

Very funny!
Now do a version if the whole thing happened up north in my neck of the woods!

posted by allyk on December 7, 2006 at 8:08 AM | link to this | reply

That's probably just about how it happened. Funny post!

posted by SuccessWarrior on December 7, 2006 at 7:22 AM | link to this | reply