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Gracias, eperryday. Y tu tambien, mi amigo. Forgive me if my Spanish is
substandard; it has been twenty years since my last class. Love the haiku. Cervezas and tequila for everyone!!
posted by
saul_relative
on December 10, 2006 at 7:38 PM
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I appreciated this entry so much...
...that it inspired me to write a holiday haiku. I think you'll appreciate it...
Three cheers for egg nog Whiskey and hot toddies rule Christmas sweaters suck.
Feliz navidad, mis amigos, and whereever your holidays may take you, don't forget the tequila y cervezas!
posted by
eperryday
on December 10, 2006 at 7:07 PM
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You get me that still, and I'll throw a party for everybody on Blogit.
Drinks for everyone. And you get honored position of First Chair beside the still, allyk.
posted by
saul_relative
on December 8, 2006 at 9:29 AM
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I'm going to buy you your own still for Christmas!
don't forget to make a drink for me!
posted by
allyk
on December 8, 2006 at 6:39 AM
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With Southern Comfort? Or do you prefer another particular spirit, Whacky?
posted by
saul_relative
on December 4, 2006 at 8:44 PM
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I'll drink to that too!
Make mine eggnog!
posted by
Whacky
on December 4, 2006 at 8:05 PM
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I'm already stocking up, jacenta, so thanks. It'll be merry for me, at
least. LOL.
posted by
saul_relative
on December 3, 2006 at 8:37 PM
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saul_relative...
I enjoyed reading your post. Hot chocolate made with turkey broth? This manual was just too funny.
I enjoyed reading it. I wish you a Merry Christmas. hahahaha
posted by
jacentaOld
on December 3, 2006 at 8:05 PM
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Works for me, SW.
posted by
saul_relative
on December 3, 2006 at 7:56 PM
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Sounds like a viable plan. =)
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on December 3, 2006 at 7:52 PM
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I ran a bar for a year. It had 20-foot ceilings, fans, and huge factory-
like windows and the smoke would still get so thick you could write your name in midair...
posted by
saul_relative
on December 3, 2006 at 5:51 PM
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working in the bar - i am smoking right along with them
there is a big window on the side that i open up - and my friend drove past and saw me sticking my head out and said i looked like a horse in a stable!!! they practically light the next one up with the lit one. bring on the iron lung
posted by
ladychardonnay
on December 3, 2006 at 5:46 PM
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I grew up around smokers. My fiance smokes. My brother's wife smokes.
My brother and I never have. Funny, huh?
posted by
saul_relative
on December 3, 2006 at 5:28 PM
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it is - and the house is so small and cluttered - i just want to puke
posted by
ladychardonnay
on December 3, 2006 at 5:25 PM
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Sounds dreadful, ladychardonnay. Nothing more disgusting than smoking
children. Someone should hose them down, then turn the nozzle on the parents.
posted by
saul_relative
on December 3, 2006 at 5:21 PM
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the only relative i dreaded moved to arizona
he was the reformed alcoholic that pretended to be straight / my mother would not serve any booze while he was there / and he was already drunk and she refused to believe it. i dread my mother-in-laws though - the whole entire family smokes - even the children - maybe i should wear a gas mask this year.
posted by
ladychardonnay
on December 3, 2006 at 5:16 PM
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I forgot about that buffer zone, ladychardonnay. Which reminds me, I
Haven't talked to my brother in a while...
posted by
saul_relative
on December 3, 2006 at 5:09 PM
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i am doubleing-up on my prescriptions!!!
posted by
ladychardonnay
on December 3, 2006 at 5:01 PM
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I am here to serve, shellyb.
Cheers!!
posted by
saul_relative
on December 3, 2006 at 3:03 PM
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HA! that was so good! Thanks for the smile :)
posted by
shelly_b
on December 3, 2006 at 2:59 PM
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