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Stupid and its inbred cousin horny go hand in hand
I swear to each and every person alive, if it weren't for horny, my wife would never win an argument. We would definitely not have cats, that's for sure.
posted by
The_TAO_of_Drew
on November 2, 2006 at 1:32 PM
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Did you hear about the time...
God and Adam were strolling in the Garden of Eden, when God said to Adam, "I have noticed lately that you're a bit morose. Are you unhappy?"
Adam replied that he was not unhappy, just lonely. God said, "How can that be? You have me and everything I represent. We walk and talk every day; how can you be lonely?"
Adam then explained his problem, and God offered, "How about if I give you a companion, one who is loving, willing, who never argues with you, who serves your every need, who comes when you want and goes when you want; the absolutely perfect companion?"
Adam was silent for a moment and then said, "Wow! Such a companion would probably cost me an arm and a leg! What can I get for a rib?"
(I'm not sure this is Stupid or Satanic, but it's funny!)
posted by
arGee
on November 2, 2006 at 7:06 AM
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and where are your facts?
where is the patent for STUPID? in my ex-husband's underwear?
posted by
ladychardonnay
on November 1, 2006 at 5:56 PM
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Gome
Sometimes stupid has possesed me for DAYS at a time.
The worst part it that sometimes he sneaks up on you unawares, invading your mind, and you don't know it till your in the middle of a situation. 
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on November 1, 2006 at 5:36 PM
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i disagree
with your intimation
that Satan invented all those things.
they are just too much fun. Satan wouldn't let us have fun.
wait a minute, maybe you're right after all, at least according to most religionists.
fun is evil. God wouldn't let us have fun.
sort like the difference between mom and dad -- now who lets the kids have the fun?\
But if God's a father, then who is it that's squelching all our fun? the Holy Ghost? -- that's the only other person involved here -- so maybe the Holy Ghost is female?
posted by
Xeno-x
on November 1, 2006 at 2:10 PM
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You are indeed correct.
Stupid is ominous in power and in might.
posted by
Jenasis
on November 1, 2006 at 11:56 AM
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I have been possessed by Stupid a couple of times myself
The cool thing about it is that you don't need a priest for exorcism, just a swift kick in the ass.
"Out deeemonnnn, out!" Boot to the head.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on November 1, 2006 at 11:52 AM
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