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That was absolutely brilliant!
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
on October 28, 2006 at 10:32 PM
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Um, I'm stunned at Mark's comment.
Now I'm confused too...LOL!
posted by
Passionflower
on October 28, 2006 at 9:59 PM
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Just discovered this blog.
It's wacky. I'll be back.......y
posted by
Antonionioni
on October 27, 2006 at 11:49 AM
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Hahaha. Remember his "precious bodily fluids" speach in Dr. Strangelove?
I've memorized it. Why? Because it's all true.
"Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream! You know when fluoridation began? 1946. 1946, Mandrake! How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women...women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."
Words to live by. Commie bastards. I gotta go check my essence.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2006 at 6:07 AM
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is that really him?
it sure looks like him
posted by
ladychardonnay
on October 27, 2006 at 5:52 AM
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