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I don't understand why non believers donate so much time to stories
they don't believe. I don't believe in the flood and have no reason to think about it. But I'd prefer a drunk as a pater familiaras to some atheist with something to prove. PBR all the way baby, lets round it out w/ a toast of some TN Whisky (thats whisky with no "e" understand?).
posted by
FreeManWalking
on September 27, 2006 at 9:16 PM
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whats a ark?
how long can you tread water?
so now we know how we all got this way --
but yeah -- about the first thing he does after the whole flood thing is over he gets drunk-- but you have to admit that was quite a traumatic thing. all those people getting killed -- probably had survivor guilt syndrome, then had to look for a place to live -- then when things settled down he figured he had to party.
and the other thing -- he had to offer a sacrifice of one of the few surviving animals so that the rainbow could come -- was that a fair trade?
then he cursed the son who just accidentally bopped into the tent and saw him naked. pretty lame if you ask me -- actually it was the grandson -- another instance of a child suffering for the parent's infraction.
supposedly this explains a whole 5k years of a race being inferior according to many.
seems we all thought of noah -- then it took quite a time for the grapevines to recover and grown grapes again -- hmmm --
that's enough for now.
posted by
Xeno-x
on September 27, 2006 at 2:06 PM
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Gome, give the guy a break, he was under a lot of stress.
Can you imagine how hard it was for him to go to Australia and get a couple of kangaroos and platypi before building his big boat. I'd probably hit the sauce too with that kind of pressure.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 27, 2006 at 12:47 PM
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kooka_lives - If it is Noah that you are speaking of it sure explains a lot
When you consider that according to biblical fairy tales, this man single handedly repopulated our species: We are just now just beginning to understand the paternal influences on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome....studies have indicated that prolonged alcohol abuse by the contributing male before and during the conception period likely contributes to the following: An influence on birth weight with an increased prevalence of low birth weight fetuses, congenital heart defects and some evidence of mild cognitive impairments. These include learning and memory deficits, hyperactivity, and poor stress tolerance......geez Noah, it would have been nice if you could have laid off the sauce beforehand...it's not like you didn't know what you had to do, or how you would be spending your time after the flood......
posted by
gomedome
on September 27, 2006 at 12:03 PM
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I heard that Noah built his raft to avoid a tax collector.
I didn't know he was an alcoholic. That might explain why he fell behind on his taxes though.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 27, 2006 at 11:43 AM
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kooka_lives, I would guess that you are referring to Noah and his sons. If so, the lesson that you received from reading that story is just a bit different than what I have learned from it.
posted by
TAPS.
on September 27, 2006 at 11:38 AM
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kooka
is it Abraham?
posted by
MysticGmekeepr
on September 27, 2006 at 11:19 AM
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