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less than exciting summer jobs
My first summer job was shovelling horse poop for 75 cents an hour. I thought I was some hot shit for beating the going babysitting rate of 50 cents an hour. There are no good days for that type of job--when it was sunny and beautiful the stench would cause at least repeated gagging, if not excellent bulimia training. Bad (rainy) days the horses wanted to stay undercover and repeatedly nuzzle my butt. Even at the ripe old age of 12 I knew this was perverted stuff. Luckilly the next school year a new owner decided I was too young. I thought then and still think this is a peculiar reason for termination--how old should u be before u break your back shovelling horse shit? Still, I was thankful--baby's shitty diapers were more along the line of the amount of "kaka" I wanted to deal with. Till next time, "illegitimum noncarborundum" (a classy way of saying don't let the bastards get u down!")
posted by
shy1250
on October 3, 2006 at 3:24 PM
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Food....
Sorry, my mistake. I should pay closer attention when I pull in to the car wash.....chrome only...got it!
posted by
Dandell
on October 1, 2006 at 9:07 PM
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Yes Food, smaller but similar
The owners gave up the rolling servers after a month or so - too many dropped trays, lol.
posted by
Katray2
on September 26, 2006 at 9:35 PM
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Cute Title
I think we have all had our share of crappy jobs at least I know that I have - I once worked at a car wash for awhole 2 days. 20+ yrs ago
posted by
StrickGold
on September 26, 2006 at 9:34 PM
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I've had so many boob jobs, food4thought, that I'm a freaking walking
mammary collection.
posted by
saul_relative
on September 26, 2006 at 9:29 PM
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Dandell...
We never used that trick on the paint, only chrome bumpers and the windshields and then only if they were really badly bug spattered.
posted by
food4thought
on September 26, 2006 at 9:13 PM
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Well done, food4thought,
I really liked the subject line, too. :)
posted by
BlackPearl1
on September 26, 2006 at 5:51 PM
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Did you get many tips?
The steel wool pad explains my paint job....sneaky little devils over there at the car wash....!
Not a bad idea, though...if it's not your car! Wash on!
posted by
Dandell
on September 26, 2006 at 6:58 AM
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I could't of done that, I'm sure it pays well.
posted by
charice
on September 25, 2006 at 4:14 PM
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Bhaskar...
Washing cars, breastfeeding or roller skate drive in server? Maybe a combo of all three.
posted by
food4thought
on September 23, 2006 at 12:47 AM
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Katray...
At a drive in, like in American Graffiti?
posted by
food4thought
on September 23, 2006 at 12:45 AM
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food4thought
A job that i'd not find interesting myself but definitely be interested in seeing someone else doing it. Now don't get any ideas..
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
on September 22, 2006 at 11:22 PM
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Breastfeeding..?
Oh, I tried but didn't get that job, LOL..
I did serve food on rollerskates as a teenager - for three painful days...:)
posted by
Katray2
on September 22, 2006 at 10:54 PM
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Whacky...
Sure, I got my wash mitt warmed up.
posted by
food4thought
on September 22, 2006 at 9:59 PM
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Wanna drop by and wash my car?
LOL I worked at a hamburger stand one summer well part of the summer.
posted by
Whacky
on September 22, 2006 at 9:41 PM
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