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Whacky
You cut your toothbrush? You want wisdom implants? LOL... I don't blame you about changing the style of the toothbrush, you get used to the range. I have had the same style for a couple years and I am not caving into change.. although my nephew bought me a baby rattle toothbrush when I forgot mine up at his house...
posted by
Offy
on September 22, 2006 at 7:49 PM
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Yo, Whacky, here's a hip, swinging idea!
Back when I was in high school (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) we had one rocked-out, redneck hippie who really knew how to get the most out of his dental hygene experience.
The guy was named Fortescue Elderbath III. His mother was apparently still under the influence of ether when she named him, immediately after birth and several post-natal scotch-and-sodas ... either that or she was getting even with him for 16 hours of labor ...
Check it out: Der Fortster painted a racing stripe on his toothbrush! Too cool? You betcha!
Yeah, I know what you're thinking, "Sure, that's bitchin', but did he actually make racing car noises when he brushed, or was he just a poser?"
The good news is, yes he did.
The bad news is, one night, in the middle of the 137th lap of Daytona, he choked to death on a mouthful of Crest. So it sometimes tragically goes with cultural pioneers.
"He was too fast to live and too young to die / Bye-bye."
Ah Forty, we hardly knew ye.
posted by
Rarmcwa
on September 22, 2006 at 5:19 PM
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I Like New Tooth Brushes
I have the Oral B, battery powered!! I keep changing to make sure that my teeth are clean and shining. I do not like looking in the mouth of people with bad teeth!! Funny and interesting post!
posted by
Dr_JPT
on September 22, 2006 at 12:24 PM
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whacky
funny stuff. i guess you can be grateful your still brushing and not soaking overnight
posted by
MysticGmekeepr
on September 22, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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whoever is making tooth brushes these days is showing a lack of wisdom
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posted by
Rumor
on September 22, 2006 at 10:21 AM
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Haha Whacky!
Well I've never heard of anyone cutting off their toothbrush! Hope it's not rough on the end now! I use the electric kind and could never go back to actually having to move my hand and arm up and down, back and forth, round and round! ;)
posted by
ginnieb
on September 22, 2006 at 9:09 AM
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Whacky
I'm not particular about my toothbrushes. That's one of the few things that I'm not particular about...
posted by
avant-garde
on September 22, 2006 at 7:39 AM
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Oh yeah, I have toothbrush OCD. If it's not the right toothbrush,
LOOK OUT!! I used to go to places like going out of business drugstores and Big Lots to find the 'old' style of my brush. Now, I'm not as picky since those particularly good ones went the way of the dinosaur. Now it just has to have the right shape and feel to the bristles. And it can't do anything BUT clean my teeth. LOL
posted by
Schatz
on September 22, 2006 at 6:22 AM
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Mine makes too much noise. It sounds angry. Lol.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on September 22, 2006 at 4:39 AM
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Goodness, Whacky!!
It's the little things in life that can be so frustrating, huh? Don't you have one of those toothbrush holder thingies to place upon your toothbrush holder? Maybe get one with bigger holes. I dunno. Just a thought. hehe 
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 22, 2006 at 12:42 AM
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You so need to meet this friend of mine.
She has this thing with finding the "right" toothpaste (including the shape of the bottle, etc etc.) A whole month before you change your toothbrush again, you guys can team up and start looking together.
After that, you two will have a hygiene slumber party. 
(You brush her teeth, she brushes your teeth, you know, like how girls do each other's nails.)
posted by
bandanafish
on September 21, 2006 at 11:05 PM
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Terrible Toothbrushes
Toothbrushes are getting so fancy these days that soon they will make you a cuppa as soon as you have done brushing. Some of the new gimmicks are truly mind boggling, like who wants a toothbrush that bends at the head? I do not know if you can read by the light of a neon toothbrush, try and let us know
posted by
Tanga
on September 21, 2006 at 11:02 PM
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Whackydotter!!
You are too much luv. Love your blogs. lol Heck I just throw my teeth in a box full of cleaner overnight and get 'em in the morning. Blah
posted by
WileyJohn
on September 21, 2006 at 9:54 PM
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Whacky
Sorry about your toothbrush but this was so funny. I don't like to be surprised by change either. I've been shopping with my girls and said something like ` I want one just like I used to have and their reply is " and just how long has it been since you bought one like that?" 
posted by
BrightIrish
on September 21, 2006 at 8:53 PM
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There is nothing like the RIGHT toothbrush.
posted by
shelly_b
on September 21, 2006 at 8:47 PM
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